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[josh @crosive]

Just poured super glue into a non stick pan. Somebody is about to be wrong.

[josh @crosive]

You ever been so mad, you just want to put your contacts in the cats eyes and put him on the porch to play?

[josh @crosive]

We both get $20 @PlayStation Network Cards if you buy a new #PSVita. I could also win @SonyRewards points. http://t.co/5S1YruOIfT

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

BUTTFUCK YOUR FEARS!

[Fretshirt.com @Fretshirt_com]

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[ASUS North America @ASUSUSA]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[Zipper Interactive @Zi_15396719727]

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[josh @crosive]

Forget itunes, I got the new alter bridge album from Amazon at 4:30 this morning