Tally 🩶

Haters are absolutely furious that I’m snug as a bug in a rug

[latent angel @latentangelx]

being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I don’t know who needs to hear but whoever fucking left you in the middle of the ocean has no right to know how you survived the sharks and swam to the shore.

Remember that.

[Tally 🩶 @crossboneshawty]

“Can you get a rock of your father for Tal so she can put googly eyes on it?”
“What?”
“Yeah your dads like 27 pebbles”

[Carbon 🇺🇲 @BlessedCarbon]

Imagine being a little baby and your job is hot glue gun

[kozo @incelcorei9]

watching jojo for the first time is wild because the internet keeps gassing it up with the torture dance scene or all those aura farming moments, so you go in expecting pure wacky adventure, and you start part 1 and it’s just a 19th century english drama.

[Ankii💗 @ankiiverse]

It's time for matriarchy!

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

wake up babe, they got jimothy in 4k

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I think everyone is Team Mexico here.

Justice for the families of the people murdered by ICE.

[Tally 🩶 @crossboneshawty]

It's bull not bull shit cuz I don't be shitting

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks, cleans, emotionally stable, kind to his family is a kind of man that's so rare, but honestly every one of my female friends meets that standards and even more, so yeah even the best man is just an average woman" omg Shakespeare could never!!!😭😭

[Tally 🩶 @crossboneshawty]

“I keep that bean on me at all times”

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[* @Katta_Offl]

❤️‍🔥

[Tally 🩶 @crossboneshawty]

“No I meant Pando sorry”

[Tally 🩶 @crossboneshawty]

“Have you ever heard of Gregory?”
Well I know like 3 people with that name, so I’d consider myself well versed??

[Shane B @strait_vibinn]

“I’m so glad House of the Dragon is back”

60 minutes later:

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is unashamedly & insanely obsessed with her.