UniformsAndEverything

Welcome, everybody, to another season of GUARDIANS BASEBALL! Sarcasm is my 2nd language.

#SoFla. Tribe, Buckeyes, Cavs, and...#billsmafia, #tedlasso

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@SalSports Cool.

Another rookie who is gone miss significant time in their first year.

That’s about 3 or 4 seasons in a row with this BS.

And by the way…if you’re gonna play on natural grass, practice on natural grass.

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I can’t stand how good Jazz Chisholm thinks he is.

He is not.

#Guardsball
#yankees

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Ok there’s the 1st inning home run.

Now the game can officially start.

What the hell is with these guys?

#Guardsball

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@WSY561 That’s all?

Consider yourself lucky!

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To whoever needs to hear this:

I DID *NOT* APPLY FOR A PERSONAL LOAN.

SO F**K ALL THE WAY OFF AND THEN F**K OFF EVEN MORE.

#personalLoan
#spamcall

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@JeremyWGR You could literally challenge holding on every single play.

This is NOT good for the game.

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The game doesn’t count until our pitcher gives up a 1st inning HR

#Guardsball

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DeLauter was a nice story for the first week or two, but I think it’s time to have “the talk” about sending him down for a bit to get straightened out.

Dude has absolutely no clue at the plate anymore.

#Guardsball

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Does Tanner Bibee give up yet another 1st inning HR tonight?

#Guardsball

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@CLEsportsTalk Albert Belle and Kluber

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@sickpodbills @MichaelFFlorio @StevieJohnson13 Why not?

Beane would probably screw up the 1st round picks he would have to give away anyways.

Why not spend them on a proven talent instead?

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@EricLDaugh And now his voters will treat it like an actual pool…complete with 6ers of Budweiser and boomboxes playing Lynrd Skynrd.

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@EricLDaugh By a show of hands, who here knew anything about the Reflecting Pool being in disrepair or anything of that nature (you did NOT) before President Ego decided he wanted to paint it?

You’re lying if you say you did. Also, no, this was NOT common knowledge.

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@ABC What this “Administration “ has become:

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@SealieBaby @MLFootball I tried to talk her into the Accord, but she didn’t want something that big.

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@RevivedThoughts Only if you’ve used the bathroom.

You haven’t officially been to a country until you’ve used the toilet

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@SealieBaby @MLFootball It very nice! Just bought the wifey a slightly used 2025 hybrid a few months back. HIGHLY recommend

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@SealieBaby @MLFootball That is 100% an 11th gen Honda Civic from 2022-24.

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@OSUPlayEveryDay Probably a Top 3 pass from a QB at any level.