samantha ☻

a bit of both • 🍃 ☻ • she/her • 28 • virgo • audhd

[samantha ☻ @crossingsamm]

happy villagers in happy homes: a thread 🧵

[samantha ☻ @crossingsamm]

temporarily returns to Twitter to beef with hockey 🥲

[samantha ☻ @crossingsamm]

“Momentarily” THEY BOO’d EVERY SPLIT SECOND HE HAD THE PUCK I FUCKING HATE TORONTO FANS

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Leafs fans set aside the booing momentarily and give Mitch Marner a standing ovation after a video tribute in his return to Toronto 👏

[samantha ☻ @crossingsamm]

I’m drooling for my fantasy team

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

🎩 TOSS THOSE HATS 🎩

[samantha ☻ @crossingsamm]

that’s MY fantasy player ✊🏼

[⚞ • ⚟ @bedsybites]

connor said he’s not going to take any shit this year and HE MEANT IT

[bee 🌱 @ghoulrunnings]

the turn signal is destroying me

[samantha ☻ @crossingsamm]

@yourfrienddana like it’s $10 for essentially a rock and a string😭😭😭😭

[hailey @nobodynoswift]

how y'all want sabrina carpenter to dress for her photoshoots

[samantha ☻ @crossingsamm]

Ok welcome back bbm

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Instagram now allows users to share the music they’re listening to in real-time.

Songs you’re streaming on Spotify will appear on your Notes.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

If my last name was “The Hedgehog” and some bitch on twitter asked if I was an otter i’d be on the news

[𐙚 bambi @ dreamcon @bbambied]

"are you okay?"
"whats wrong?"
"who i gotta fight?"

[kenzy peach @hotsmartperson]

Sorry i don’t have time to comment on the Sabrina Carpenter album cover because I’m having all sorts of weird sex that would apparently freak a lot of you out really bad

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i thought labubu was the new word for a lobotomy

[samantha ☻ @crossingsamm]

@ibeccawbu so proud that you’re still here - love you sm bebs 🥹🥹❤️

[Jimmy Folino #WhoDey 🐅- BLM, StopAsianHate 🏳️‍🌈 @MrNiceGuy513]

I love The MCU, but the fact that we haven’t seen Banner transform into The Hulk in 13 years is WILD.