Sam Cross

🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 | I don't use this anymore. Find me on the clock or the camera.

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

Please don’t apologize because your dog came over to me.

You actually committed a crime by not letting them stay, but I won’t press charges this time. You’ve been warned.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

It can be easy to focus on the negatives (we’ve been hearing about them our whole lives 🙄)

But what do you actually LOVE about having ADHD?

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

I actually learned this vocal distinction was possible from my dog (daughter), whose indications include:

- Let me back in, please
- My ball is out of reach, this is an emergency
- My ball is out of reach, but I can wait today
- You're sleeping, playtime
- *I'm* sleeping, SHUSH

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

I'm just kidding, it's my captor, and I have Stockholm syndrome.

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

I used to wonder how parents could identify their baby's needs depending on the sound of its cry.

Then, I realized I could distinguish between my phone's "text" vibration noise, and "event notification" vibration noise.

I am its mother.

[David Hill @davehill77]

I asked him what his button says and he said “House cleaning is helpful!”

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

Andromeda passed the bar. The Milky Way IS the bar. 🍫

I’m talking semantics only, of course TMW is where it’s at. Shoutout to the Milky Way, we love you ✨

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

Why didn’t we name OUR galaxy Andromeda?? 😒

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

Andromeda has gravitas.

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

Milky Way sounds delicious, but I mean

Andromeda is a cool-ass name for a cool ass galaxy.

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

“When women start to actually talk about their ‘private’ issues, we learn that they’re not private issues.”

- @GlennonDoyle

[Antonia Forster @AntoniaRForster]

The most important lesson I've learned in the last year:

Burnout isn't just the result of too much work. It's the TYPE of work. And, more specifically, your emotional connection to it.

Burnout comes from feeling like no matter how much you do, it will never be enough.

[Jo Graylock @JoGraylock]

Hi friends! The new gig is experimenting with a four day work week, and I wanted to talk about my experiences so far. I’d personally read about studies that said, conclusively, four day work weeks are as productive as five day work weeks.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

Getting diagnosed with ADHD as an adult feels like being told you suck at Mario Kart your whole life and then finding out your game generates 40 times more banana peels than it's supposed to

[Gabhisa @mz_mnganga]

@F5orBurn @FENDIBARBiE_ @dylanspovv https://t.co/4tK0KYFtMC

[Supermassive Games @SuperMGames]

Nine camp counselors. One unforgettable night. Summer camp is over, but hunting season has just begun! Your choices determine who survives and who falls prey to the horrors of Hackett's Quarry.

From @2K and @SuperMGames, #TheQuarry is out June 10.
🏕️ https://t.co/5dwC0v2hNS

[Anelien @cupcakelogic]

I sometimes get messages of teachers who tell me that my silly lil no need be best dog helps encourage their students so here's a classroom version!

Feel free to use this to decorate your classrooms, me and my lil dig are cheering everyone on!

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

@ChristinaNChung 😂 je t’aime tellement

[Sam Cross @crosssam]

https://t.co/PNdTBQkkxE