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this way I can still have a job

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@Nero @NeoBactrian You would know

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@DourVisage @slumzog I am introducing a selection pressure. Maybe when the crab evolves to be more compelling, I’ll let him eat the turtle.

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@CoolHandJames0 @lisa_liberal Tell me when he gives the activation code.

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@Howlingmutant0 It’s was named in the 90s. The scientists wife suggested it after she saw her kids watching the show.

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@clariusmhealth Put the price on the site. I hate it when medical/scientific device companies bury the price. I’m not a freaking university, I’m not gonna order in bulk. I just want one. Now how much does one cost?

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@HariSel57511397 The vast majority of that 87% are highly syncretistic. They are “Christian” in the same way that the cartel mules who pray the rosary while smuggling fent are “Christian”.

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@PlatosGooncave All foids must learn to live in fear of the rw anon

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I’m so jaded that to me this is just a normal run-of-the-mill tea. I just spilled it all over my keyboard.

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@lukeisamazing Yeah, the Spanish were unknowingly spreading diesease before the advent of germ theory in the name of *christianity*

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They should make a dating app that’s just me and bunch of freaky chicks, you know what I’m saying?

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@TheGibboReturns @OGRolandRat But neither are zero

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@TheGibboReturns @OGRolandRat I could get maimed or disfigured driving to work. Is work with an arm or a leg? Certainly not, and yet I risk it.

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@OGRolandRat If it comes to that I’ll probably enlist. The experience of war will be useful later, when we win.

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@pine_tree_riots Everything they do is ineffectual and they look bad. They are either Feds or Retards.

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@ClassyRedneck11 CWD has never actually been shown to spread to humans. The only “evidence” they have is that if you feed monkeys deer meat everyday for their entire lives *some* of them get CWD. And that was only one species of monkey.

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@DistressDark @ShitpostGate Don’t worry they’re chill

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@OGRolandRat I’m sure this is going to all culminate in some point about how thinking America won the race betrays our progressivism, or how landing on the moon signifies our negrification, but I don’t care. Not only is it a great accomplishment, but it was conceptually very cool.

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@DrewPavlou Would it be okay if he were standing?

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@Nymdok No gf so I have recurring reminders set in my phone for all family birthdays