Crotilus

The Greatest Pizza Maker in all of Space and Time

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@EvelDick This is so true, it's truthiness level breaks the scale.

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@BestPizzaChef You'd think a guy with the name Massimo would be able to tell the difference. His Nona must be so ashamed of him.

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@rbarkleyhockey Such Taylor Hall. Ever since he was a Spitfire, man just delivers.

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@VelVelHoller

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@KaiaMcK Ok, fine, I'll follow you. Gonna keep talking about hockey and wrestling, you left me no choice!

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@EricIdle I always felt that the Kids in The Hall were the next generation Python, but I am a biased Canuck.

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@KaiaMcK @RJ2549 As a Canadian, I fully support this correct assessment. If you can play hockey AND wrestle, you should be scanned for cybernetic parts.

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@bangbangchannel @arikcannon @ofthedead209 Right, because you are the one who decides what paying his dues is. Who cares either way, it was fucking awesome to witness the bump and the cleanup from start to finish by a guy who could get away with doing neither.

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@bangbangchannel @arikcannon @ofthedead209 Uh, no, he took the tack bump for 100 fans and then cleaned it up, because he's the son of the son of a plumber, and he's an awesome dude. I was there.

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@TheSaint1188 @arikcannon Been waiting to see this. I was at this event and literally started this twitter account to thank @CodyRhodes for putting on a great show, taking a tack bump for a small show, AND cleaning it up after. I became a Cody fan 4 life after that match.

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@NugsyK @EricIdle Are you like, bragging, that in America, that high of a percentage of wildfires are caused by American stupidity? Awesome. Great. You know it's not that high in Canada right? I'm glad America admits it's liable for the poisonous smoke they are releasing upon Earth. Tell Trump.

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@NugsyK @EricIdle You think the Western half of the United States is on fire due to arson? ROTFLMAO!! A lightning strike is all it takes, the fuel and oxygen are EVERYWHERE. If only you were capable of intelligent thought. Hilarious you would think you're laughing at Mr. Idle and not the opposite.

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@EvelDick Tunnel vision hate boyfriend of the season is beyond accurate. It's amazing how she is able to determine that the most desirable men in the house have an issue with her. She WISHES they thought about her even remotely.

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20 years ago, the “Angry Nintendo Nerd” theme song was born.

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@RudySchulz1 @MAGA_Idiocracy @timruss2 So you were completely against Donald Trump taking out a full page ad demanding the persecution and (false) convictions of the Central Park Five then? He still feels the same way when its not his kid, so why do you support him and vote for him? Hypocrite.

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@EvelDick Woah, that's Big Brother's Tribal Queef you're talking about! Acknowledge him!

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@mj15112 @MarkMaddenX He's literally the man who put Booker T over ten billion times hotter with his LEGENDARY excited description of the Spineroonie. I was DEEPLY disappointed when Madden left and felt like it was the beginning of the end for WCW. Id LOVE for him to come to @jcwlunacy @THEVinceRusso

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@RealSirTomJones @Metallica Sir, i had no idea that Delilah became a victim of cancel culture in your home city! I will sing along with every word should you choose to perform it at Caesars Windsor in September!

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@RealSirTomJones @MarkWoodward_p I would completely explode with delight if, when you are in Windsor, you perform "Evil" or "Jezebel." Maybe even convince Mr. White to cross the river and join you?

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@Lover8Tele11578 @EricIdle