beep 🪷

i pity the fool

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

I am the most fuckable person in this trolley problem

[Faisal @urlocalarab_]

SGA interview after he got knocked out by Wemby

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

is 28 too old to move to New York City

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

on top of everything else she’s a New York Mets fan

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

Let me hold your tin hat when I say this

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

Lowkey with the coke man for the coke

[Mr. Bug @XxBugL0verxX]

To find the bug you must think like the bug

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

God is in my PlayStation

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

I think they media trained Ant and now I’m gonna blow my brains out

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

I’d kinda like if this whole rob dillingham thing worked out #Timberwolves

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

@erikmueller_ Me too

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

when you die you either go to the Mexican underworld or a Costco in the sky

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

I thought a triple double is a way to order a cheeseburger

[🤺 @philfanacc]

this Wolves team might be retarded but I know for a fact they not some bitches

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

Walking around target with my mouth open

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

maybe he died because he didn’t believe in the power of punk

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

does watching The Shining and drinking 4 Manhattans cure writers block

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

I take the best naps during patriot games

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

night moves

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

knew he was the one when he asked if my nose is fake

[beep 🪷 @croutonfactory]

bored. can we set the next rapture date now