dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd

Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like peanut butter,

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

i, too, miss themi. holy fvck was a banger of an album

[prince @cuteariix]

ktoś mi powie co się stało z tą Demi Lovato z kilku lat temu kiedy była niebinarna, stylizowała się na chłopaka itd.? to było chwilowe czy po prostu nie sprzedawało się albo przestała to czuć?

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

@namedbythe2nd ??

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

it's been almost a year since i first saw it and i think about it all the time. it's giving the way i felt in first queer studies class in college

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

wish i was joking but this shit changed my life omg https://t.co/CrmrFnVqah

[jess 𑣲 @bombelleee]

i think ppl love afters so much bc they yearn for house parties

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

me but @ my parents (though ex was also jobless lol)

[des @desdotjs]

boyfriend called… DECLINE! Busy BITCH ! working a JOB thanks to you !

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

@wannabematilda like girl!! where do you think?

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

my mother loves calling me in the middle of the work day

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

found it strange how my school needs access to all my personal ass info (like which apps i have downloaded, location at all times, etc) to have email on there so i just… do not have work email on my phone

[mama @prettynormalgal]

Broke Back mountain lame as Hell because if I Saw my husband making out with a Man I’d start touching Myself

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

@bemsbabyy this is so good ugh

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

personally i love the automatic tweet translations because then we get to see bangers like these

[mona nao ☭ @jujjsnow]

pode perceber q no momento q todo cabelo deixou a cabeça dele como foi embora também qualquer resquício de humanidade e empatia o olhar chega mudou trazendo algo perverso ruim cheio de maldade rancor ódio

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

when you add the hot person to your ig close friends but they don’t add you back to theirs 😔

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

kinda love when folks find a partner and get fatter. they tend to look so happy

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

remembering when i was broke af in college and would just get an iced tap water at starbucks for 25 cents just to feel something

[strae🥪🦝 @swagfortnite13]

the porn lacked thematic nuance and didn’t challenge me as a gooner

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

and/or oil

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

@spkhp cackling. you know

[dr. f. cock fitzgerald, pre-phd @crow__meat]

mental health status update: rewatching veronica mars