Briss Angel

heavy guitars/monolithic bass
(he/him)

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

"oh china enslaved them right?"
"probably not man"
"oh ok"

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

introducing my family to uyghyr food

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

@E1podcast hey, you! take those cuffs off!

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

after he did it and was bumming it out in his Miami vice suit he was like ah shit I can't believe I did that. whatever

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

garma probably would've survived if he hadn't been in an extremely easy position for char to betray him. char was kinda lazy about revenge

[Zealous Seraphim ☦️ @ZealousSeraphim]

It’s kind of crazy that Char’s reading or Garma was completely off. He even rejected nepotism when it came to his rank wanting to be made an admiral by his own efforts.

By all counts Garma doesn’t seem like the man Char thinks he is

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

@Srirachachau Indy vs mars attacks!

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

not real. what is real, and much more dangerous, is sperm cramps. talk to your doctor today

[HikiPTG @HikiPTG]

again i think we need to put women through sex ed again where they get a lesson on what blueballing is and why men are frustrated about this

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

that's my goat

[AnimeChocoFan @AnimeChocoFan]

I don't know how he says this with a straight face.

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

@0000gnhw super harute

[サル山ウキャ男 @saruyamaukyao]

うちにある別冊センチネルに挟まってるの見つけました、「藤田一己版Sガンダム」っていうか準備稿の一つですね。

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

of course the mech arresting you for heavy equipment crimes would be humanoid. of course it would be cool as fuck

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

I think patlabor has the coolest justification for mechs. and the fact militaries go more humanoid is really funny

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

uyghyr restaurant opened like 5 minutes from me in the middle of the nowhere and it kicks ass

[The🌙Magician @ArmoredNorman]

There are two questions everyone eventually has:

"Why use heat hawks?" and other heated blade weapons in sci-fi.

And "How would a Heat Hawk actually work"?

I will explain here how they work as a science fiction weapon:

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

if you quote tweet an engagement farming blue chexk I'm blocking you btw

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

@jakebrodes congrats big dog

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

I lowkey fuck with this

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

[Caluben @Caluben_]

Gambit fans don’t even ask for the Tangled Shore map back anymore. They just look at you like this…

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

destiny 3

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

What happens if you do 7 tricks in the air with a Skimmer and land it?

[Briss Angel @crow_fen]

@ExileGrimm that's a good point, I haven't seen it in a long ass time. I usually think of the scary movie parody where the sheriff snaps a hot dog to explain how his wife is gonna die