The Philistine Crow

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[Frittata @thicc_stick_boi]

is everyone forgetting how this chick LIED about the black myth wukong devs crying at the game awards?

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@StarGinSC2 Basically you’re kind of gay if you enjoy playing Kratos. And to not be gay you have to be a dude who enjoys playing sexy women and also the model isn’t actually sexy since she is ugly and it’s lore accurate for her to be ugly and you’re retarded for expecting otherwise.

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@StarGinSC2 Also I’ve seen women argue that men enjoy playing female characters and others imply it’s lowkey gay to want to stare at Kratos’ back for hours because they can’t grasp power fantasy.

But then think dudes will enjoy staring at a haggard old lady for hours as enjoyment.

[mariana @ubergojo]

thats bc in the past bread came from bread trees, which naturally didn't contain gluten, but then humans killed the mammoths (the pollinators of bread trees) and the bread trees became extinct as a consequence, so humans had to start baking their own bread (which contains gluten)

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@TaglesTopGuy … This is enough for 4 meals and if your food is expiring before then you have other issues with your refrigeration, storage and mental competence.

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@nansbello What the fuck are you talking about?

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@DeepThroatAdam @ksdotlewis Extra lean normally is a little more but that seems excessive.

Did you check other grocery stores? What city are you in?

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

The average price is roughly $7 for a standard lb of ground beef here in Chicago. Lowest is $5.99 at Aldi.

The discourse over food costs is exactly like this. People who never shop/cook their food make up a number to get upset over and rile up the other idiots like them.

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

That pack of ground beef alone is $15-20

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@jarrellray1 @ksdotlewis Buddy, I’m in Chicago. A pound is $5.99 here. OP clearly doesn’t do anything beyond eating out if they think it costs $20 for lb of ground beef

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@haalaphrodyke Yeah. Not like we have an example of a franchise that didn’t shit on fans and actually listened and made changes when they complained. Not like that example has been making stupid money with every release.

Listening to fans has never made a successful franchise ever ever ever.

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@Mikeyconnor94 I don’t care about pride month as a whole. I care more about the festivals that have just devolved into some crazy kink/fetish events for the deeply unwell. When the majority of the community believes those are essential to pride month then I’m not really sure it should happen.

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@SziIlar I get why someone in Ireland thinks not having a passport is a big deal. But our country basically dwarfs all of Europe and no passport is needed for travel for our people across state lines. With many of our states dwarfing the size of their nations.

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@SziIlar It doesn’t.

The US is massive and unlike other much smaller countries where a passport is basically needed for travel people here can cover mass distances and go to entirely different environments without a passport.

That 51% have them is kind of stunning really.

[LutheRem☧ 🦬 @AnimeAugsburg]

Brian Griffin ass tweet

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@otakuweb136158 Well 4 of them are for sure not black and I’m not sure about a 5th one so… Maybe come up with a better list first?

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@AzureFenn @Bbmorg You live in the US where a city in the US is actually going through religious indoctrination and oppression.

The thing you believe Christians are doing and are so adamantly against.

I’ll just hit mute.

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@AzureFenn @Bbmorg You saw one Christian say a thing you didn’t like so you target all Christians. I point to an entire town my people are actually forcing their beliefs on and you go “uh i didn see that tho so it not big deal deep derp”

Good for you my dude.

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@AzureFenn @Bbmorg Look at what happened in Dearborn. My community took control and is forcing our beliefs on the people up there. And still you run around bashing Christians because they are a soft and easy target.

I get it though. When you’re this weak why fight someone who will punch back?

[The Philistine Crow @crow_none]

@AzureFenn @Bbmorg 👀 I live in the United States and have been Muslim for a long time.

I think it’s just really easy to constantly shit on Christians since they typically don’t fight back as hard as my community will. Look at you. Running your mouth knowing nothing is going to happen.