Ranchochupacabraj

Tomorrow is a new day.

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

If I just left a napkin on top of this snorers mouth and he accidentally inhaled it, choked and died, it wouldn't come back on me would it?

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

.@Payoneer can somebody from your customer care team please actually respond to me? My account has been locked for 3 WEEKS due to your unclear instructions with accounts. I’ve emailed and messaged via Facebook and all I’m getting is delayed auto replies.

[Joel Birch @joelfcbirch]

2016 Nearly killed myself
2017 Slightly better
2018 Friend killed himself, back to 2016, fistful of Percocet in my pocket on tour, made it out alive
2019 Rinse, repeat.

2010 - 2019 has seen the best and worst events in my life, but I can’t wait to put it behind me.

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@ChrisRobsonLife Mittens have a string to stop you losing them too, always a winner

[Joel Birch @joelfcbirch]

Wrote a song called Geof Sux 666 about this guy here. He tried numerous times to kill himself, and on the weekend I got to take his photos with his partner, happy, content, full of humor with his past behind him, what a blessing. We lose some, but we keep some too.

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

😂 😂 😂

[Layne Norton, PhD @BioLayne]

You just lost weight and got skinnier dude

[Alan Aragon @TheAlanAragon]

Inconvenient truths about pizza:
- Pizza doesn't have feelings (except depression when its crust is made of cauliflower).
- You can abstain from pizza for the rest of your life and still die.
- Many people who eat pizza regularly will outlive you.
- Pizza, like life, is not fair.

[ROWLER @bigbadprowler]

What the fuck is one of these?

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@MatthewHamnett Keep it up pal!

[jordan @JordanUhl]

I love going on twitter to see the latest TikToks, Instagram to see the most viral tweets and Facebook to check out the hot new conspiracy theories

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

Pushing to 50! #smallstream #smallstreams #smallstreamers #wow #warcraft #wowclassic #worldofwarcraft #tanaris #zulfarrak @twitch #twitch #follow4follow
https://t.co/n2f3oXeMcw

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@crypterium Thank you! It wasn’t clear on original instructions that the selfie is to include the Crypterium message rather than my passport 😂 I’d imagine this is why it was declined the first 2 times

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@crypterium tried verifying twice and failed on the app, tried for the 3rd time now and it’s been 3 days and I’ve had no response? Please can you advise

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@crypterium I can’t re try until my submission is accepted/denied, it’s been 3 days so far, my first 2 denials came back in less than 24h

[CallCentreProbs @CallProbs]

“Is there anything else I can help with today?”
“I’d take tonight’s winning lottery numbers if they’re going! Ha ha ha”
#callcentreprobs

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@gemhints Don’t understand how this is still even a ‘news’paper 😂

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@mikewild34 @Jackk_Longworth 😂 😂 😂 😂 just heard the news about this

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

According to the way I’ve been greeted in Siem Reap, ‘hello’ in Khmer is: Yo you wanna get high? 🤔

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@AJA_Cortes You could have easily gotten a few missions done on GTA if you weren’t spending all this time tweeting absolute shite

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@BurtyBurt90 @Tinder Wish I got a date with Frankenstein’s monster, my ‘matches’ page is as empty as my surprise 6th birthday party.

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

.@Tinder hi is your app having problems? I don’t get any matches, my dad said I have a face only a mother could love but I dunno what that means. Can you fix your app please.

[Ranchochupacabraj @crowers26]

@TheRealRaymondo Too much noise pollution from the game to get a good nights sleep, 0/10