Jack J Nixon

Author of CatNet (The Crow King Master), humorist, cynic, contributor of fake news (to family and bartenders). #WritingCommunity #SciFi #Author #Fantasy

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

My writing is littered with humour, cynicism, pop-culture, satire, science, philosophy, social commentary, my obsession with time and my theory that past, present and future exist together simultaneously. The universe is less than a nanosecond old.

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[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@WalkinDogwalk You should have mentioned it before; we’ve had record-breaking (for us) temperatures, and I would have been more than happy to share some with you.

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud That's the nuts and bolts of it!

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@WalkinDogwalk Happy Birthday 🦴

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud He's got his braces back to front

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud I don't think he and I would have much in common.

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

Everything is beautiful in its own way

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud Skinny Latte

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud If you screw your eyes you can't see anything.

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@nogulagsagain Now you're supposed to respond!

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@nogulagsagain It’s a dynamo!

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@elonmusk Don't think so much!

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud Why can I hear The Sound of music?3

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud There were tree of them, honest!

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud This could go all Monte Python

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud Ok let’s do it but I draw the line on fishnet stockings!

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud Can I have one of those buses for my granddaughters please?

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud He’s got some balls

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud If anything, it would be something broad, a North East (UK) dialect is my best bet, that or Canadian.

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

Come and take a walk with me

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

At the end they say that Hobbit’s gather