Jack J Nixon

Author of CatNet (The Crow King Master), humorist, cynic, contributor of fake news (to family and bartenders). #WritingCommunity #SciFi #Author #Fantasy

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

My writing is littered with humour, cynicism, pop-culture, satire, science, philosophy, social commentary, my obsession with time and my theory that past, present and future exist together simultaneously. The universe is less than a nanosecond old.

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[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

My morning view

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@DarthFreud Cool

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Dark blue Lab

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RIP Dermot Murnaghan a brave sufferer.

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Waiting for the storm

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@WalkinDogwalk You should have mentioned it before; we’ve had record-breaking (for us) temperatures, and I would have been more than happy to share some with you.

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@DarthFreud That's the nuts and bolts of it!

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@WalkinDogwalk Happy Birthday 🦴

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@DarthFreud He's got his braces back to front

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@DarthFreud I don't think he and I would have much in common.

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Everything is beautiful in its own way

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@DarthFreud Skinny Latte

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@DarthFreud If you screw your eyes you can't see anything.

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@nogulagsagain Now you're supposed to respond!

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@nogulagsagain It’s a dynamo!

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@elonmusk Don't think so much!

[Jack J Nixon @crowkingmaster]

@DarthFreud Why can I hear The Sound of music?3

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@DarthFreud There were tree of them, honest!

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@DarthFreud This could go all Monte Python

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@DarthFreud Ok let’s do it but I draw the line on fishnet stockings!