ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ _͟_♡⃕ ♯⠀𝓘'm⠀the⠀⠀𝒃𝐞𝐬𝐭⠀──⠀𝒐𝐧𝐞⠀.͟͟͟ᐟ͟͟͟⠀⠀⠀⠀

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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀·˚ ༘₊· 𝓑𝐀𝐁𝐘⠀𝓗𝐎𝐓͟𝐋͟𝐈͟𝐍͟𝐄， ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓟𝐋𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐄⠀𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋⠀(𝟗͟)͟⠀𝐓𝐎⠀──⠀𝓖𝐄𝐓⠀𝓞𝐔͟𝐓͟ .ᐟ ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( #DHMISRP ╱ #WHRP )
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

this was always going to happen. you were dead from the beginning.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

vaas.

helloooo? how we doin, TL?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ݁ ➳ ⚘ᅟ‍‍‍❀ 𝒋ulie ‍ ‍ ִ ᐟ @J0YFULISMS]

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

https://t.co/tYJOk60Nzw⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 .
wrong 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 , https://t.co/939ce9q9FI⠀⠀
the nicest girl 𝒊𝒏 https://t.co/xUx22QyHB0

♡︎ + ↻

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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he'd continue to hum and wipe, blissfully unaware of the yellow one's blunder. the mallard tipped his beak to speak, eyes closed and tone sing—songy.

❝ hmm︵?⠀put what again? ❞

it'd be a shame for the tool to be lost!⠀that was their only one!
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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the very sight and stench of warren's gloved digit lead the duck to tear the crossword immediately away from the worm's direction.⠀he'd crane his neck to glare.

❝ you again!?⠀what do you know?⠀i skewered you with my gouging things! ❞⠀then a scoff!
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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❝ hold this, pleaase︵!⠀❞
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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── fourth starter!

the duck, perched up on his very special and strictly 𝘩𝘪𝘴 own step stool, bent over the sink basin and worked tirelessly on their mess.

without skipping a beat, he'd turn to @PCPPETBOI, sopping kn!fe in feathery palm and humming,

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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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❝ hold on, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 the dad he keeps talking about? ❞⠀a skeptical gaze ticked up and down cir figure.

❝ ─ how come you've never taught him any manners? ❞
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[「ROY」 @_MoneyLust_]

“Fair enough.

I can see your perspective.

But I’m sure my son didn’t mean any harm; he’s a good kid.”

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

vaas.

gooood morning or night or afternoon! :7

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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and he'd gladly take it back, balancing the poor deceased heap on his hip.⠀sorry about him!⠀he's new to all this ' being neighborly ' business.

raising his free pointer finger, the duck would chirp, ❝ i did, once! back in the war. ❞
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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well, he had the rest of the neighborhood to bump elbows with, but that was besides the point!

❝ what!?⠀you don't eat chicken?⠀are you stupid? ❞

upon the news, his smile would drop completely, the elated pride in his voice quickly replaced with gawk and disbelief.
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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❝ it is! ❞⠀he'd happily declare, ❝ what kind of a question is that? ❞
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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matter-of-fact, he'd nod, ❝ yes, of course! it's a housewarming gift. ❞

and then a very.⠀very.⠀abrupt silence.⠀he was staring with a grin on his beak like the beagle was bound to chow down at any moment.
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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⠀❝ here you gooo︵!⠀this is for you, and you'd better eat all of it! ❞
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

── third starter!

green isn't a creative color, hmm?⠀well, the duck would have to sorely disagree!⠀that was his color. that was the 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 color, aside from red, of course.

... soo he's been leaving little green gifts wherever he could.⠀that'll show @LIFEGALL3RY!

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

vaas.

oh ..... the symbol i use for my quotes show up funny on phone ..... what if i died ....

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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🙶 the pig one mistook my shredder for the bin and now there's ─! 🙷⠀his hands would stiffen into claws, 🙶 ─rubbish all over it! 🙷

🙶 oooh, and the other one.⠀that lazy annoyance!⠀he wouldn't help me with the mess at all!⠀he just sat there and laughed! 🙷
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[「ROY」 @_MoneyLust_]

“Enlighten me, Duck.

What did they do?

I’d like to know your justification.”

-Cirs stare is unwavering.

Cir isn’t budging without an answer.-

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

── second starter, hello!

so peaceful are the days where nobody spoke, the days where he could melt into his rocking chair!⠀now, usually he'd grow bored of the silence, but the paper's got a fun crossword for him.

everything is perfect.⠀wouldn't you agree, @lonelywcrm?
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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now he would've just scampered off had it not been for the attack on his manners!⠀duck plants a foot, whipping around to glare at the taller.

🙶 you don't know what those idiots did! 🙷⠀he pauses. why did that face seem familiar? 🙶 i have every right to be upset!⠀🙷

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[「ROY」 @_MoneyLust_]

-He steps aside, completely silent.

Crossing his arms, he stares down at Duck with a frozen stare.-

“Don’t you think it would be polite to say excuse me, young man?

I don’t care where you need to be, you need to remember the importance of being polite.”

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

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he's looking at you funny.⠀feathered finger hooked at the front of his beak.⠀

yees.⠀he is ...⠀observing.
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝓓͟𝐔͟𝐂͟𝐊͟.͟ @crowlikething]

vaas.

LMAOAOOO OH MAN i'm so excited to meet everyone in the verse tee hee...