Pete Crow-Longschlong

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[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

due to recent events, im retiring the name “kyle tugger”.

i will now be known as “pete crow-longschlong”.

thank you all for your attention to this matter.

[MLB @MLB]

Pete Crow-Armstrong

Game-tying homer in the 6th
Game-tying homer in the 9th
😤😤😤

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@GulledgeKurt @walkeri141 i’m not a democrat, but i can laugh at an out of touch old fart who leans towards trump 😂😂

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@chadpatrickFC whew wasn’t asleep for this one

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@GulledgeKurt @walkeri141 dude i can’t even tell if this is satirical because you’re so corny it’s hilarious 😭😭

“we complain about gen z” complaining yep sounds like a snowflake to me

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:

“THE 7TH ROUND DEMON”
“MISTAH 25”
“BIG CHUNGUS”
“SHADOW”
“RUN THROUGH A MF FACE” AKA
KYLE MONANGAI

[Queenwukong ❤🏳️‍⚧️ @Goonbr3on]

Some people just gotta die man

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

Kevin Warren:

• Has done nothing with the Arlington Heights property the #Bears spent $200 million on
• Lied about the extent of negotiations with Brandon Johnson
• Has made several media statements with no real info
• Makes himself a focal point in locker room speeches

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@suttondef @BeardownMF i’m fucking crine 😭😭😂

[Dave @davebftv]

Caleb Williams is hilarious man

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@SportzJerm @BearsShowYo green bay what do ya know

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

I always noticed how the people that talk down on Chicago are always the ones that have never been.

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@GulledgeKurt @walkeri141 it’s funny how all your generation does is whine about gen z

snowflakes! 😂😂

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@Cubs @WatchMarquee @MotorolaUS give up 18 runs again and see what FUCKING happens

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@chicagobulls @BuzelisMatas @FIBAWC don’t get hurt my sweet boy

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@ChicagoBears @kylemonangai HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG MAN

RUN THROUGH A MF FACE ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Happy birthday, @kylemonangai! 🥳

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@mattramage @ThienemanSZN you’re genuinely a fucking moron lmfao

[Pete Crow-Longschlong @crowlongschlong]

@chadpatrickFC i was asleep the whole game