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[Atuha @crown_atuha]

Life has jokes

[Arol G. Bol @de_journo]

Comedian Samson, who fainted yesterday after winning 10 million SSP, woke up today only to find his hospital bill reached 12 million SSP.

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

😂💀

[Ric_hardz @heisrichardz]

Your plan God's plan

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Lionel Messi’s father Jorge has passed away at 68 years old.

Thoughts are with the whole Messi family, Lionel, those close to him in a very difficult time.

Rest in peace, Jorge. 🕊️

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨BREAKING: Lionel Messi’s father, Jorge Messi, has passed away at the age of 68. 💔🕊️

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Being too mature at a young age ruins your happiness.

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

@ChelseaFC No way

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

@FabrizioRomano In short: Chelsea get a £10m slap on the wrist and dodge any real competitive damage for historical Abramovich-era agent and intermediary rule breaches

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

😁❄️ Cole Palmer: “I have trademarked the celebration… so if Morgan Rogers tries to do anything, bailiffs at his door”.

“Jokes aside, we’ll probably do the celebration together”.

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

But do guys still have crushes in 2026?

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

The only people surprised by this are Arsenal fans

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

Some of these should have been donated to local gov’t

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

First pre-season minutes in the tank for the Blues. ✔️

[Jasper Ziggle 🥷🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @JasperZiggle]

🚨Chelsea made more money from winning the FIFA Club World Cup than Spain did from winning the FIFA World Cup.

Friendly tournament they said ...

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

Journalists should also clean by the way.
Out here walking around with cameras like influencers

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Xabi Alonso’s Chelsea play football next week.

That is all.

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

@Apple Does his face id still work

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Soccer star Vinícius Júnior underwent a chin harmonization procedure after Brazil’s World Cup elimination.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🇦🇷 Football = completed. ✅

[Atuha @crown_atuha]

The best team won @FIFAWorldCup

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

It’s true. Chelsea are working behind the scenes. My apologies!! 😂

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Movies will be made 🥶