Luis Guzman

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@TinaLocklair Pulling a pay check to cut your own checks.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@DiscussingFilm When I was young, “young” actors were in there 30s. Now I’m old and actors in their 60s are occupying the space for 40 year olds.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@KennyLauderdal3 What would you say is different between your YouTube crowd against the others?

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@RomaVisuals “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your lighter; I come to burn a dart, not to bum a smoke.”

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@KeiziTV @MarrloEd If bro just waited until the CAPTAINS show, he could have seen Steve Rogers get killed by a divorced single mother.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@lisawolfu It’s the blowjob devil

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@NLstaff Is that Boss Meito? Front line supervision really in the best.

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

thinking about her

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@DailySquibs Double feature of Shoot ‘Em Up and Crank.

[Christopher McCurdy @ChrisMcCurdy91]

a nightly affair.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@TheHannaRay If it fits, it fits.

[RUDCEF @rudcef]

𝐒 𝐄 𝐈 𝐙 𝐄 𝐑 🪆

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@firmflexing This is what happens if you hold on for one more minute on the pull up bar.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@tenyearsnow Wonder what they are up to, besides starting pre-menopause.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@bearki Operation Lone Wolf was a red flag op targeting disgruntled military veterans, it went so poorly that the appointed psychiatrist had their license revoked and the police sued.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@kai_kids_ Protect your projects from localisation.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@azmiesque @curiousENIGMA27 I’ll make sure to burn any books with adventure in them, guess I’ll start with dune.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@jeffinitelyjeff Feliz Navidad, stranger.

[Luis Guzman @CrownedLizard]

@ParkerCountyYR @Panthernip27 What are they going to celebrate? major Hasan from Fort Hood?