Girls are so bold.
My first girlfriend at 17, I used to text her with my mom’s phone. At the end of every conversation, I’d add, “kiss kiss, please don’t reply, I love you.”
I thought I deleted all the messages. Turns out I didn’t.
After a while, I stopped texting her because my mom had become very strict with her phone.
Then one Sunday, this babe showed up at our house looking for me. My mom and my senior sisters were all there.
I almost passed out.
I was washing dishes when my mom walked into the kitchen and said, “Your girlfriend is here. The one you always text with my phone.” 💀
Who else noticed how what he was wearing immediately turned to lit fashion the moment he approached to enter his G-wagon?
Yeah, that’s exactly what the kinda of car you drive does to your entire outlook.
Begging you people to please look at the lives of your age mates outside the country and understand what this people have taken from us.
Nothing about how we’re living is ok. Absolutely nothing. It is not language or culture or alliance to tribesmen that will save us.
Used to get mad when mom posted the ugliest pics of me, but now that I'm older, l realized that she was always choosing the ones I looked the happiest in.
The same women saying they can’t leave their daughters alone with their fathers are the ones saying you don’t have to push her out. You can keep a chair outside and sit there with her.
You people should be consistent fgs
Died from a snakebite before she could fulfil the opportunity to sing the UEFA anthem.
A year later , Access to antisnake venom remains nonexistent in Nigerian Hospitals,
Nothing shows they learnt from their mistakes
Yet, ₦60B was spent on the Osun election.
We are not angry enough!
"I bought shares worth N20,000 in Fidelity Bank 18 years ago and never checked how much I had made. But after hearing about Dangote selling shares, I decided to finally check my investment in September 2026.
To my surprise, I was told the shares had only given me a total of N5,332 after 18 years.
~ Man cries out and regrets not using the money to buy land instead 😂
Omo, see Chinese man’s store at Mandilas Market in Lagos.
Very affordable items for men and boys.
🙆♀️😳
📍 Mandilas Market, Jodi Plaza, 112 Broad Street, Lagos Island, Lagos, Nigeria.
Women are more likely to kill children.
Women are more likely to kill the elderly.
Men are more likely to kill women.
The reason women are not more likely to kill men is that they can’t, not because they’re the good gender.
Nigeria Healthcare System is in Shambles. You won’t understand until you become a Victim.
I studied outside the country. Came back to Nigeria to practice.
I was mentally messed up. So bad that I decided I can no longer practice Clinical Medicine in Nigeria while I map out my escape route…
Up to 50% of deaths in Emergency departments were Avoidable.
And until the government takes this serious, Nigerians will keep dying and you or your family might be the next victim…
Postpartum depression is real but one thing i have noticed is mad women that have kids don't kill their kids, they will fight you if you even tried to take the kids from them
Make out of this whatever you want