Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️

As in Kathryn, I actually prefer foxes // Biting Satirist // 25 // she/her

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

give it up for feminising hormones and not getting rid of your old underwear

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

sign of a functional social media network that i imagine a post being seen by a lot of people and my immediate response is to delete it

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

the playoffs thing with American sports is always so weird to me [sees a future in which American sports fans find this tweet and im the source of the discourse for the week] American sports are the sports they have in America and they sure are america

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

@POISONOMICON oh goddd I need those first ones so bad

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

this is my favourite shirt ive ever owned, and theres a second world pheasant association shirt I own

LAID
in aid

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

@Xirenec_ @thereisnobeth ok about 250kW on the most recent (i think?) solar array, and according to an analyst a Blackwell gb200 rack takes half of that, so you can power two of these bastards with an entire solar array at peak efficiency

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

@Thesmophilist "oohhh theyve privatised paradise and put up a patesserie, and now i need to watch the news ohhhhhhhh"

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

I forget always that my back is the most sensitive part of me, until someone touches me there and I melt

its like all the sensory shit I should have elsewhere is there it'd suck if it didn't feel so good when it happens

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

@Thesmophilist yeah sounds like the type to show up needing a place to stay for a week, only he makes your brain a tip instead

kinda need him honestly

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

@DrAllyLouks lovely to see you dr louks, I tried a perfume sample called osmanthus (guess what the major note was lmao)

it was nice but in the sense of smelling like a very nice soap, which isnt really what I want out of a perfume, but oh well

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

hello cis woman who mostly posts about cis men you call daddy. you have decided today to like some posts written by a trans woman about other trans women. can you think of why that might be less than welcome

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

if a cis man so much as looks in my direction im going to do something drastic

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

@postoctobrist previous generations: "we've got to leave a better world behind for our children, we have to allow our children to be in power, to let them be stewards for the brighter world to come"

their boomer children: "im da king of da highway"

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

@cistem_failure 🫂

[Jo🌺🎬 @Goldxn_Violin]

Non-binary bond character:

“Mr. Bond my name is Pussy Perhaps”

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

fits both better and worse now, not sure how they've managed that

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

I love this dress so much I need to wear it more

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

thing is its called lying down cuz its lying about how much cleavage ive got down there

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

prog is meant to make you sleep better, and it does in the sense that im now waking up at 8am on the dot every day, even when I went to bed at 3am, even without alarm or a job to speak of

if this is honest to god the cure for the last decade of insomnia thats so fucking funny

[Kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @crowsarefriends]

i need an actual job