Oversized Crowstopper

I’m a footballing wanker for the local @QueefingCity so follow me like fuck you bunch of cabbage cunts

[Oversized Crowstopper @crowstopper]

@Uber fuck me yous are shite I’m standing here naked outside the Kings Lane showgrounds waiting on a lift I’m getting the sheer paparazzi’d shite out of me hurry fuck up #MourinhoOut

[Oversized Crowstopper @crowstopper]

RATS!!! Happy to announce to sign an contract extension with @QueefingCityFC until I get shot in the dick! Hoping to bag a good few until that day comes! #QCFC #Yuck #ham #PassThePizza #Marbles

[Queefing City @QueefingCityFC]

WHAT A TEAM! ONE LOSS IN 27! DIVISION ONE NEXT STOP?! TITS OUT NEXT STOP!!! Here is a photo of the men in action after @crowstopper winner!! #QCFC #LetsGoDucks  #Kahramanımız #GaggingDick

[Oversized Crowstopper @crowstopper]

37 goals in 16 games, fuck me baby silly I’m good!!!!!! HAIRY BALLS LIKE TENDY OVER MY FACE #QCFC #MiniCooper #Hashtag #Twat

[Queefing City @QueefingCityFC]

The division 8 title is covered in our farts..... CHAMPIONS! #QCFC #Gambling #MM93 #Speed #NBA2KLeague #bigtits

[Queefing City @QueefingCityFC]

FUCK YOU MAN CITY!! THE QUEEFERS ONA FUCKING RAMPAGE! @crowstopper and @Tendy45Official bagging them in like it’s pancake Sunday! Whilst @hig_roberto steps between the posts! Fair ducks! 🦆keep it up you shit cunts! #QCFC #FuckOffManCity #Spuds #Tobacco #Jelly

[Oversized Crowstopper @crowstopper]

Cheers for the mention lads, who ever tweeted this is a guaranteed a footjob off my big size 17 cabbage feet! #twitterblades #SavedCats #Melons https://t.co/kEODbVcTbA

[Queefing City @QueefingCityFC]

FUCK ME!!! What a photo of @Crowstopper bagging the goals the cunt! Keep them up you crow cunt! #QCFC #Crow #hunting #Marbles #BigTits

[Roberto Hig @hig_roberto]

Have to say it’s a true honour and dream of mine to join @queefingcityFC. This deal has been talked about between me and the club representive @crowstopper and we have agreed on a 2 year loan deal with option to buy for 2 oranges after loan. #QCFC

[Oversized Crowstopper @crowstopper]

@hig_roberto welcome to the club big man, you know our kit women is a slag so go get sucked dry big man #QCFC #MourinhoOut #1ManArmy #MiaKhalifa

[Oversized Crowstopper @crowstopper]

@RustyScrapMetal your one ugly cunt lad

[Oversized Crowstopper @crowstopper]

Happy to have signed a 70 minute deal with @UnderageCrabsFC hope to get loads of orgys done... #Uber

[Queefing City @QueefingCityFC]

5-1 win!! FUCK!! Tendy for ballon cunt! @crowstopper for #SPOTY FUCK ME THIS TEAM IS INSANE!! Is it ever gonna stop? #BeggingLikeABitch #skijumpingfamily #moobs #NoTrainingOnMondayBackToFingereingEachother #FuckOffTendy #Piss

[Queefing City @QueefingCityFC]

FUCK TITS!!! @crowstopper has been spotted picking his arse crack way Cotten buds!!! We need him back training banging in goals the absolute champion of porn bastard! #UAC #Hiests #GetWellSoonVale #11thseptember

[Oversized Crowstopper @crowstopper]

The crowstopping fucker is back..