badfish 777

i am here (hattiesburg) and y’all are there | popper, local booking (dm) (he/him)

[badfish 777 @crowvember_]

last sunday’s live set up now on bandcamp :)
https://t.co/Btm5UxxwnC

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

GEORGE COSTANZA: (defensively) Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew me

[turbomander @turbomander]

every friend group has an alchemist, like buddy sorry not sorry but i am not gonna drink your tincture bro 😭"nooo not a potion its a poultice, its waaay more effective i swear" 💔💔💔

[ankyhaidy @ankyhaidy]

they should make bass guitars out of uranium so the bassists get radiation poisoning

[badfish 777 @crowvember_]

new car seat isn’t bad but Will Toledo feels really bad for jacking off and being gay

[Bobby Burchard @Gorillaij]

Today is day 257 of 365 of posting beautiful art featured in the Premodern format. #Premodern #PremodernMTG #MTGArt

Card: Sulfurous Springs
Release: Ice Age (1995)
Art by: Phil Foglio

[badfish 777 @crowvember_]

okay so like…. how long have you been an adult with no silverware or kitchen utensils?

[Nix 🦇🏳️‍⚧️📡 @butchbatnix]

roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL THE FUCKING SILVERWARE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS??? oooooh hell is hot, got everything out to make some eggs and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL

[Liquid Jeans @LiquidJeans]

Yeah I’ll mull to 6 btw can you imagine if whoever comes last at FNM had to be the FNM kitty? Haha wouldn’t that be weird, yeah can’t keep this go to 5. Yeah they’d have to like meow and crawl around and- ooh this one’s bad too I’ll mulligan to 4

[Jab 🍉 @ The MIX, IGN Live, Play Days @jab50yen]

Youtube poop sentence

[cav empty @cavempty_]

your honor when i tweeted “doing 50 in a residential neighborhood watching reels i never gave a fuckkk” you have to understand i was taking artistic liberties and it doesn’t reflect me as a person or my driving habits

[JOFM @jofm53]

teens of denial 4kids dub

[Nesta ౨ৎ @nestapendragon]

I've never seen a Y in the casting cost of a mtg card before! How interesting?

I remember fireball was my favorite card in the 90s 😁 I think because it was simple.

[thorny (ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social) @thinkiamsad]

Magic: The Gathering Arena should have "fuck you" as one of its default chat phrases

[Cody Veritas🦌 @YourGoodFriendR]

in the ice cream community we joke that The Tonight Dough is a dumb person's idea of a smart person's ice cream.

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[audrey @phlegmme]

Experimental musicians should also make a control group version of every song to check whether it would sound better normal style

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Teaching a parrot Hey Soul Sister and releasing it back into the Amazon so all the creatures of the rainforest can hear it

[NEET @neetrockstar]

You’re not ugly bro you’re just niche faps