Desiree Elizabeth

Versace boxers on my dick; bud light runnin through my piss

[Desiree Elizabeth @crowzynski5012]

Just want this to be my pinned tweet. Sorry.

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@juliemarier17 LMAO!!!! Im legit dying right now at this 🤣🤣🤣

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@juliemarier17 boobtitsky not lookin so good 🤣🤣

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@juliemarier17 YESSSSSS!!!! I was digging in my photos and could not find it! I was scared to google it 🤣🤣🤣

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Thanks for fixing it, @whitesox ! Go Baltimore! 🤣🤣 (jk I would never, ew lol)

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Hey @whitesox I’m so confused….are we being punked? Or did I miss a Phillies/Orioles merger? 🤣

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Are they really no longer an active seller, @amazon @AmazonHelp?? Because it looks to me like it was cancelled due to I was only paying $6 and now it’s $17 🤔🤥

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So I guess @axs is just as much shit as live nation/Ticketmaster. Got 403’s for pre sales and waiting room and just for there to be no tix left. Horrible.

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@Do312 you guys okay? I haven’t gotten an email since the 21st. Checked my junk too 🙁

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@comcast @DisneyPlus I hate you. You suck. The one man I have seen every time in Chicago since I was 5 because I am obsessed and I can’t even watch his last show paying for your services. I legit hate you.

[Desiree Elizabeth @crowzynski5012]

You know @comcast and @DisneyPlus can suck it right now. Trying to watch my Elton John and it’s kicked me out 4 times already with “sorry this app is having trouble” FUCK YOU. Seriously.

[Desiree Elizabeth @crowzynski5012]

For how much revenue Disney makes, your app shouldn’t be crashing and should be able to sustain this amount of viewers. I hate you so fucking much right now

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@NW44 I remember @craigowens did something similar, but cocktail attire on a solo show run in like 2011-but it wasn’t acoustic 🤣 it was amazing watching people mosh in dress shirts and black dresses hahaha

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Tik tok is down EXCEPT FOR THE LOADING AD FOR AMAZON. Go figure. Haha

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I love the confidence of every queen I’ve ever met. I want that 😢 especially as I’ve gotten older. I just want to feel authentic and @RuPaul does that for people. I just want to give him the biggest hug ever! I love living loud and authentic! No matter who/what/where you are!

[Desiree Elizabeth @crowzynski5012]

Let me get on my soapbox a second…I’m watching @RuPaul’s celebrity and I want nothing more than drag u to come back. As a cis woman I’ve wanted nothing more than to audition and get that confidence.

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@chrissyteigen I make a mean sweet potato chili…that’s potatoes 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Yo, @IDOT_Illinois here’s an idea for a cringey sign: “Camping is fun-just not in the left lane!” I’m sick of people going 20 under in the left lane 🤬 no one can pass and they’re causing issues. We need better drivers ed 🙄

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The more I think about it, the more that “We were young” tour sounds like Fyre fest 2.0. So fuck that. Instead, @Korn @freddurst BRING BACK THE FAMILY VALUES TOUR 😍😍😍

[Desiree Elizabeth @crowzynski5012]

Know what would make me insanely happy? @caseysgenstore bringing back their Mac n cheese pizza. I miss it 😢