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my mom thinks I’m funny

[🍸 @crsanzf]

are you a dreams by fleetwood Mac girlie or a dreams by the cranberries girlie?

[b @butchspidey]

The ibuprofen discourse has only taught me that a lot of people never get headaches and I honestly can’t imagine what that’s like

[gab @nosoygabrielita]

señor del uber póngase la canción de olivia rodrigo más desgarradora que tenga y acelere

[marina 𓏲ּ𝄢 @marinadpp]

canciones hermanas si te paras a pensarlo

[rum @belgasion]

Ya nadie quiere hacer una mierda marico

[erika @yeeeerika]

me, visiting a city (eating great food, not thinking about work, seeing a bunch of friends): i should move here

[never get over kav ꕤ @eternal_agrande]

“look at you, boy i invented you” was such a nasty bar

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

tits or ass? nah bro… her christmas spirit

[🍸 @crsanzf]

@marlagabriela99 La…..la……lalalalalal

[🍸 @crsanzf]

She’s defrosting

[Jesseline @artemisgrl]

maybe the point was never to get what I wanted, but to become someone capable of wanting differently

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i am so done with character development where is my beach episode

[🍸 @crsanzf]

Back in 2022 when I was really into nail art

[gobhi manchurian candidate @PottyTrainedLad]

in between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is a place—I will meet you there

[felix ☕ @felix_mug]

French people on here seem to abbreviate way more than Anglophones

Every tweet I see is like "prq ya pas pcq mdrrrrr"

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[🍸 @crsanzf]

2026 is so bad im nostalgic about 2021