Chris Schneck

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@JoshReynolds24 It was always about what happens after I put my OOO message up for Christmas. Feeling good! Go birds!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

ICYMI — Factory CEO in Springfield: “I wish I had 30 more. Our Haitian associates come to work every day, they don’t have drug problems, they’ll stay at their machines, they’ll achieve their numbers, they are here to work – a sharp difference from what we’re used to.”

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@dominicdeecoco @DragonflyJonez Cc @laurenbalik lolz

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@gregdanchik Bo Nix Szn

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@sarafischer @mikeallen Cc @bryancurtis #OnlyInJournalism

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@bubbawatson @SentosaGolfClub Sounds more like slingapore!

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

Tired: this was the Maxey game
Wired: another batum game

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

it was like the 37th-ranked craziest thing to happen that game but just wanted to shout out nic batum’s defense during the last second rebuttal at the end of reg. no timeout from thibs, he chooses chaos. batum on an island. clean block without fouling. no maxey statue w/o this.

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@HPbasketball @beerooyay Sending good thoughts and prayers. You’re the man! I would have read anything you wrote, hieroglyphics and all.

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@laurenbalik So glad to see my employer NOT on this list. 👀👀

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@PanasonicDX4500 Cc @jbrundage

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@jnthnwll Cc @thepressboxpod #OWTJOTW

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

My only contribution here will be to say that if I had a massive gambling problem that I wanted to keep at bay, I would defer my entire salary for 10 years. I AM ONLY ASKING QUESTIONS HERE

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

What an unbelievable comeback California's snowpack has made this year, going from just 28% of normal on January 1 to 104% of normal today.

This pretty much guarantees that California will be drought-free again this summer for the second year in a row!

#CAwx

[Jeff Coltin @JCColtin]

Jhoan Boada, the immigrant who put up middle fingers after being arrested for the Times Square cop beating - *was not there at all* Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg's office said today. Exonerated and complaint dismissed.
The image tore up Fox News, and was in at least one pro-Trump ad.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

bring back Reading Rainbow on @pbs and make Mychal the host

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

🔥🔥 content

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

@NotVotingWon comms director won’t let me near the asphalt trucks 🙄

but, if you have a pothole for us to fill, hit up @nyc311

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

Todd Pinkston

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@awealthofcs Cc @bryancurtis @thepressboxpod overworked Twitter joke of the week!

[Chris Schneck @crschneck]

@julianakilrose Thanks for sharing… Now, imagine it without the kudzu!