Charlotte Schuster

sunsets, succulents, cats, queso, hunting, wine, airplanes - these are a few of my favorite things || east tx girl in San Antonio. ex softballer. mom. writer.

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Honestly, “don’t overthink it” is the best advice to 99.99% of life’s situations

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

@ChelseaRene_ Ewwwww. I’m sorry! I’d be so pissed lol. Also a post office appt sounds so, like our grandparents era lolz.

[Sierra Joy Romero @Sierrajoy32]

I hope some athletes choose to stay with the teams they committed to for 4 years. Tough for the sport if everyone transfers after one good year.

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

@ChelseaRene_ Hoping the tides change for you soon my friend. ❤️

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

@kimmfoote Ahahahaha

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Wait please don’t toy with our emotions is there really a season 5 pt 2 coming or season 6??! Please I need more manifest!!!!!!!!!!

[Manifest @ManifestNFLX]

What mysteries lie ahead? Manifest returns in 2023 with the final ten episodes.

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Poor thing… after 14 months we finally get her ears to quit hurting her and her dairy allergy figured out (confirmed..) so she finally feels good like she should’ve her whole life. 😞 wish I could’ve fixed it all sooner baby girl!

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Sadie’s a really fun age right now and it’s only going to get more fun 😍

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

I can’t tell if I love picking out paint colors and tile selections or absolutely loathe it.

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Why is the Ohio situation not headline news everywhere every outlet?! This is so concerning and scary.

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Why do they keep making John wick movies 😵‍💫 lol. Every one has the exact same plot: Keanu reeves kills every bad guy, the end.

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

While I was paying a 3k bill online, hospital called and said we owe 3k for Sadie’s tube surgery lol does anybody else need 3k while I’m signing checks???? F off life, lol.

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Can always tell when I’m stressed or the anxiety is creeping in cause I suddenly start worrying a lot about sink holes. 😵‍💫🫠 like any moment driving… poof I could be gone. It haunts me lol idk

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Okay idc what politician it is this is just funny.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

My kid wakes up every day at 5:01 on the dot and it’s wearing me out man. I’d kill for 6am lol. Sleeping in. 😅

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

& before this, Sadie was sick on and off for 2 months so she was constantly out of daycare so it truly HAS been the weirdest, most random, biggest blessing. I just up and quit one day. Thought it was for other/personal reasons, but the universe knew better. ❣️

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

guess the 3 month sabbatical from work (oct-dec) is going to be extended now that we have a home to put together. In a way it’s the biggest blessing, no way I could’ve handled all this + work. But also, at some point I need to make money again lol 😅

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Haven’t tweeted in like 8 years. Rest assured I still have witty thoughts all day I want to, but then I’m like, ehhhh. Don’t have the time or energy lol what’s the point. 😂

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Been on a HUGE sushi kick lately. All I want. 🍣🍱🙌🏼

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

@ChelseaRene_ I drooled over a Jimmy John’s Turkey sandwich every day of mine lolllll

[Charlotte Schuster @crsingleton11]

Seriously how old is judge Judy?! She’s been on tv literally my whole life and looks the same.