chris smaltini🌮

jersey shore carpenter, #naska, former blue check.

[chris smaltini🌮 @crsmal]

@MikeNellis My wife changed her party affiliation to independent for this exact reason.

[chris smaltini🌮 @crsmal]

@SkinnerPm As someone who works construction and cuts a lot of thing with razor knives, if one were to try and cut a rubber sheet that is (somewhat) adhered to a masonry surface, the blade will be dull long before you got to 100’.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW!! Yesterday (longest day of 2026) Wind, Water, and Solar power supply in California exceeded demand for nearly 10.5 hours and supplied more than 80% of the 24-hour demand!!

Clean energy is powering one of the world’s largest and fastest growing economies, and it’s not slowing down!

[Sam Stein @samstein]

The algae infested reflecting pool is a metaphor

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"This Sunday night’s UFC spectacle on the South Lawn...captures something about this moment in our history.

It's vulgar, violent, commercial, grandiose, tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump."

https://t.co/YSuFldfj70

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

Actually apart from Trump’s health, the story that really made me convinced media outlets are silencing themselves was the Homan bribery story. The guy was literally caught on FBI hidden camera taking $50k in a Cava bag. Should be catnip for DC journalists! Barely covered.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Donald Trump Jr. is who yall thought Hunter Biden was

[chris smaltini🌮 @crsmal]

@Dave_Duggins @JoyceCarolOates R’amen 🙏

[chris smaltini🌮 @crsmal]

@ChuckThrock @ruthbenghiat Because he didn’t actually say that

[chris smaltini🌮 @crsmal]

@scarylawyerguy @atrupar I saw somewhere that comey is going to apply for it. Marc Elias also plans to file on behalf of several clients we he feels were the victims of a weaponized DOJ

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

This dude is about to get paid by you for beating up cops.

[Anna Valkyrie ⚔️ @AnnaValkyrieX]

Do you guys remember when we toppled the Venezuela regime a couple months ago and they told us we were getting their massive oil reserves?

Then gas shot up to 4/5$ and no one is asking where the Venezuelan oil is?

Just lmao.

[chris smaltini🌮 @crsmal]

@JSZ_Sports @BruceBeck4NY

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[chris smaltini🌮 @crsmal]

@papiwontmiss

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

In his second term, Trump seems even less restrained and more incoherent at times. He uses more profanity, speaks longer, regularly makes comments rooted in fantasy rather than fact, wanders off into odd tangents and shocks even allies with his outbursts. https://t.co/AZSqGjRwOs

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

It should be a rule that presidents who lose wars may not build a “triumphal arch.”

[chris smaltini🌮 @crsmal]

@jimstewartson https://t.co/k2n9NZOzGi

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

An extremist group in Washington, DC has claimed credit for the terrorist attack on the Iranian bridge, promising further attacks on civilian infrastructure if its demands aren't met