courtney king

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face Fucking same

[Britney Fan 🌹 @BritneyHiatus]

Never forget when Craig Ferguson refused to make fun of Britney Spears.

[courtney king @crtking]

While i was cleaning the kitchen after dinner, Noah looks at me and goes “you’re just perfect Mom.” And honestly that’s the most validating compliment I’ve ever gotten from the most important human in my life. 😭😭😭

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face I miss you!! And that bebe!!!!

[courtney king @crtking]

Aaaaand we are back to our regularly scheduled anxiety

[courtney king @crtking]

I wish i had a Schmidt, Nick & Winston in my life 😭😭
@iamgreenfield @LamorneMorris

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face Fuckn saaaaame, my whole bank statement is Uber eats 🙈🙊

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face @ohfuckitsliz Sounds right up my ally

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face @ohfuckitsliz What’s it about??

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face @ohfuckitsliz What is this show?!

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face Awe bebe. We will all be back together soon!

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face This hurts my heart so much

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face Fucking same

[courtney king @crtking]

My dog smells like Fritos and it’s making me hungry. Don’t worry I’m not gonna eat the dog.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Huge thanks to toy companies for allowing parents to assemble your product ourselves. And huge thanks to hell for accepting me into your warm embrace.

[courtney king @crtking]

The more i watch @danjlevy on tv, the more depressed i become he’s not actually in my life. Also, side note, I’m becoming V attracted to him

[courtney king @crtking]

@SchittsCreek @danjlevy I mean, c’mon, his expressions say more than words could’ve

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face

[courtney king @crtking]

@Lee_Face Ughh girl i know that feeling

[courtney king @crtking]

@RyanPhillippe is Zaddddyyyy 🤤