-Dean

A menacing individual who is currently demolishing and exterminating the trash in the WWE, while breaking records and placing permanent scars on people's bodies

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Hey, I just let you have that first one, didn't I? However, that second one I ain't lettin' you have. They beat you.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Mhmm, whatever you say, sweetheart. I'm gonna' have to disagree with you on that one.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd You're fighting a losing battle here, sweetheart. Exactly, you're losing your touch.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd If I seem to remember correctly, some of them have beat you.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd interested in making friends. You've definitely bumped that head of yours, because -

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd See, I don't remember agreeing to this whole 'buddy' thing you seem to think we have goin' on. I've never exactly been -

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd But I must say, you need a new tactic. Mhmm, I'm not so sure. I bet most of them could take you.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Oh, now I was intoxicated? Forcing and lying? Didn't know you had it in ya' --

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Y'know.. Some would argue that those so called 'nobodies' are better than you.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd I wasn't aware of how lonely you were, considering you're now forcing yourself on innocent folks, like myself. --

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@PerilousNerd you're not exactly popular within the locker room these days.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Wanting it, ain't gonna' make it true. Damn, is the ice queen lonely? I mean, I heard --

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Bullshit. You know as well as I do that we ain't buddies.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Oh, yeah? And what would make you think that?

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd You're confusin' me with someone else, clearly. Did you bump your pretty little head on a sidewalk or somethin' ?

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd I ain't your buddy, sweetheart.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Depends on the circumstances really. Maybe if I was incapacitated, and even then it wouldn't be easy.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Might have been, figure it out. I could say the same to you.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd You're tough, but you couldn't take me.

[-Dean @CruelCritter]

@PerilousNerd Really? Well, it was the funniest thing I've heard all week.