PAPYRUS!

✧ Underfell AU ✧ @nuisans_UF's terrifyingly cool brother ✧ Probably didn't believe in you to begin with ✧

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

WHO GAVE MY BROTHER AND HIS HUSBAND PERMISSION TO BE ABSOLUTELY REVOLTINGL̶Y̶ ̶A̶D̶O̶R̶A̶B̶L̶E̶???!!

YOU TOO CAN DEDICATE SPACE ON YOUR WALL TO SUPPORTING THIS YEAR-LONG DISPLAY OF AFFECTION: https://t.co/ktwzUKqwc5

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

TWO YEARS OF THESE RIDICULOUS SHENANIGANS, IT IS A WONDER I HAVEN'T GONE BALD #MyTwitterAnniversary

[sans @nuisans_UF]

when you reflect on your bro's childhood days

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@undertale_sans @nuisans_UF YES!!!

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@nuisans_UF KNOWINGLY AIDING AND ABETTING PRANKS AGAINST MY GREAT AND TERRIBLE PERSONAGE

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@undertale_sans YES! THAT IS THE IDEA!

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@undertale_sans DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

IT WAS! APRIL! 5TH! I HAD PLENTY OF CAUSE TO BELIEVE THIS WAS! GENUINE!

NEXT TIME MY BROTHER GETS HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE, HE CAN STEW IN IT!

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@undertale_sans TO BE CLEAR, I REMAIN UPSET ABOUT THIS FOR SEVERAL REASONS

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@nuisans_UF "OH.

MY GOD.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESCUE YOU IF YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY???!!!"

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@nuisans_UF "YOUR CODE IS INSCRUTABLE. TRY USING NUMBERS INSTEAD."

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@nuisans_UF "I REALIZE THAT IT IS YOUR STATE OF BEING, BUT COULD YOU ATTEMPT NOT BEING REVOLTING?!"

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@fellswap_sans @nuisans_UF @surviving_one @felled_flowey QUITE RIGHT, THOUGH YOUR PROPOSITION OF A POTENTIAL ALTERNATIVE IS UNQUESTIONABLY INFLUENTIAL, CAPTAIN! DEPENDING ON THE OUTCOME OF THESE EVENTS, WE MAY VERY WELL OWE YOU A FAVOR! OR HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF YOUR EXISTENCE! LET'S ALL HOPE FOR THE FORMER, SHALL WE?!

[sans @nuisans_UF]

// i've recently seen a few kustard shipping UTRP accounts around, so, hey
self-promo time

me and @.undertale_sans have a small online store where you can find prints, buttons, mugs, and calendars:
https://t.co/ATGhsJJ8JL

our blog(sfw): https://t.co/wSrkk2YmQh

RTs appreciated!

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@nuisans_UF YES!!! I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE VERY EMBODIMENT OF PURE FEARFULNESS!!!

[Handwriter ✍ @cboardblues]

happy birthday @Wrexwas ! 🎉
here's some obligatory brotherly affection (whether it's welcome or not) ❤

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@fellswap_sans *PREENS MAGNIFICENTLY*

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@fellswap_sans VERY WELL! YOUR APPROACH MIGHT BE UNLIKELY TO GENERATE PREFERABLE RESULTS IN OUR TIMELINE, BUT IF THAT IS WHAT YOU FIND TO BE MOST EFFECTIVE IN THE CONTEXT YOUR WORLD TO ACHIEVE AND RETAIN YOUR POSITION, THEN WHO AM I TO CRITIQUE IT?! OR YOUR PROSIAC BOOTS?!

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@fellswap_sans *incredulous raise of an eyeridge* DO YOU NOT AGREE THAT IT IS PREFERABLE TO WIN A BATTLE OF WILLS AND PREEMPT ONE OF STRENGTH OR WITS?

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@fellswap_sans PERHAPS THEY HOLD SENTIMENTAL VALUE FOR YOU, BUT THOSE BOOTS DO NOTHING TO COMPLIMENT THE HONED AND CALCULATING RUTHLESSNESS OF A SKELETON CAPTAIN!?!! YOU! WOULD DO WELL TO ACQUIRE! AN! UPGRADE?!

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@fellswap_sans IT IS SIMPLY! THAT! IMPOSING DETAILS! GARNER! A HIGHER LEVEL OF RESPECT! AND FEAR! WHICH! ONE OF YOUR ELEVATED STATION! WOULD LOGICALLY BENEFIT FROM!

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY! IS! YOUR CHOICE OF FOOTWEAR! IS SO! PRACTICAL! PLAIN! PEDESTRIAN! >