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[ @cruelskeleton95's bro | holding @undertale_sans hostage under marriage vows ] temporarily human AU

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just a casual reminder that this is the best tweet on these human internets https://t.co/83M8Yi0QAe

[PAPYRUS! @CruelSkeleton95]

@nuisans_UF

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@undertale_sans oh shit, you too babe! my lack of a calendar with national holidays 's showing. totaly missed that one.
*looks him up and down, licks teeth* well, dare i ask what'd you get me?

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one of us definitely ghostwrote that @undertale_sans

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@undertale_sans *takes a long time to get into bed, crawls under the blanket late at night with the lights off. as the cushions start deflating he just snerks, trying to get comfy*
oof. whose cooking was that?

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it's been too long since y'all got acquainted fifth me

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footage of me going into the bedroom while @nuisans_UF is sleeping
https://t.co/48TvO1B4aa

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happy disgusting pda day you juicy skeleton butt @undertale_sans

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@grillbzgrill fair, heheh. let's be honest, could probably refer 'em there for the "old meat" too

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@grillbzgrill's new secret menu leaked

[Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes]

I tried to translate a bag of chinese rice crackers using google translate and these are some of the ingredients it gave me

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@error_sans @undertale_skel i don't speak punctuations dialect, but i think that's supposed to decode as an affirmation

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@undertale_skel @error_sans that's true comradeship right here, amirite? *slaps rory's butt*

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@undertale_skel @error_sans well bud, that about answers your point there. having hots for someone's one thing, but when you don't reciprocate their threats of violence and don't even use an opportunity to make an appearance in the bed they sleep - what's there to ship, really?

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@error_sans @undertale_skel outrageous.
how come you know where they sleep, and not where i sleep? or, if you do, how come you're never there?

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@error_sans @undertale_skel see, he never talks like that to me. clearly no romantic feelings towards me there

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me when i want @undertale_sans's attention

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that's not how monarchy works, but i'd vote for her

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@undertale_sans sorry i don't give breaks, at best i accept time handicaps

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@undertale_sans but also yes accurate

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@undertale_sans wow. okay, if there's anything that can prove you transcending typical concept of time it's you sharing an 11yo meme on hecking tiktok