ham sammich

here to make your day slightly worse

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@painful_truth13 @souljagoyteller Because as we all know bring your own cup day is about bringing sensible moderately sized cups to the store, 7/11 clearly never expected Jewish trickery like this

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@Light_2610 Ballsack is the Jordan of the nba parody account game. Centel is LeBron. Ballsack is an all time great who permanently changed the game with his influence. Centel is the most complete player the game has seen. Centel is better, but Ballsacks influence on the sport paved the way.

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@ThatOodOne Movie LUTs is a channel dedicated to exploring the effects of color grading on cinema. It is not trying to claim the movie would be better if it was more gray nor that it is bad for being colorful. It is just comparing whiplash with and without the color grade.

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@denzelcurry zel drop the letterboxd top 4

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@denzelcurry zel what’s your Letterboxd top 4

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@gazpachomachine a lot of y’all dont understand they were a competition band and they were being judged on technical execution

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@FeelLikeDrew THIS is how you do a minimalist design

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@Yeaderrr hawks carmelo

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@XEXEEZY Who is “you people” bruh this wasn’t my idea

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@younghova20 @legalmenta backseat freestyle was hitboy

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@BallsackSports Kanter would wipe if he didn’t choose to be “something greater than basketball”

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@keatonmerrell Her coffee:

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@RealiaAmelia I feel like ppl are just afraid of change and refuse to acknowledge the evolution of the game

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@Dom_2k @BraedenSteele02 the media framed Jimmy as a locker room cancer around that time, ignoring the fact he ended the wolves playoff drought and had the sixers looking like a superteam for a minute

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@MatttGFX doesnt he have the power to control spiders? cant he tell the spider to be careful through spider telepathy? am I stupid?

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@greentexts_bot when does he move to la to pursue a jazz career

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@MatttGFX why would he fight the spider when hes literally spiderman??? theyre supposed to be friends? are you stupid?

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@wildtiktokss not jew-Mexico

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@kingwow very kanyesque

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@ButtCrackSports She toppin on my brunson till I grimes