Chris Ruhl

Lehigh, Spartan, Hyrox, Deka, Mechanical Engr., 🏀 Officiating, etc…

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

@cmasta61

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Grievance #6: People who don’t use headphones on a plane. #Festivus

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Grievance #5: 70% of the cast of Survivor season 50. Don’t lie to us and say these were voted by the fans. #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Grievance #4: People that don’t park their car between the lines in a parking lot. #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Grievance #3: When people say “no pun intended” then state a pun they definitely intended. #Festivus

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Grievance #2: Cutting a pomegranate. #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Grievance #1: When people pronounce coupon, “quuuueeeepon”. #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Happy Festivus to all! Per tradition, we begin with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it! #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

This. Long live Lehigh Football

[Lehigh Football @LehighFootball]

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝

Excited that @coach_cahill will continue to lead #TheNest as the Vandergrift Family Head Coach!

https://t.co/mNQQfIgwyC

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

@ZachDuffy72 I remember watching this live at Rosie’s. Thursday night. Dollar wells.

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@ZachDuffy72 Back off. Nick Foles is off limits.

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Grievance #4: Lacrosse behind-the-back goals and NBA alley-oop highlights on ESPN. The frequency is too high and degree of difficulty (given their abilities) is too low for me to be convinced that these are impressive highlights. #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Grievance #3: The phrase “brown-nosing”. #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Grievance #2: Those who complain about the people that crowd around the gate before their group is called because they want to board first in their group. I’m on their side. Get me on that plane ASAP. #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Grievance #1: Why does Charlie get the chocolate factory. He very clearly broke the rules by consuming the fizzy lifting drink. What kind of lesson does that teach? Break the rules and you’re still rewarded?? Bad message. #Festivus

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

Happy Festivus to all! Per tradition, we begin with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it! #Festivus

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lehigh’s first winning season since 2016 means THE GOALPOSTS GO IN THE RIVER

[Unnecessary Roughness @UnnecRoughness]

Lehigh hasn’t had a winning record since the 2016 season. They won 2 games last season…

Today they won the Patriot League by beating Lafayette in the longest uninterrupted rivalry game and the goalposts went into the river

College Football is amazing

[Chris Ruhl @cruhlbot]

@cmasta61 Let the weekend begin

[Opta FCS Football @OptaAnalystFCS]

"The Rivalry" is the most-played series in college football history as it turns 160.

There's a lot particularly on the line for Lehigh in the Stats Perform FCS Game of the Week.