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@karelliene @concourseproj I’ll buy them from you if you’re my date 😍

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goat

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Alex Pereira is now tied for title defenses with:

- Daniel Cormier
- Khabib Nurmagomedov
- Islam Makhachev

he hasn’t even been a UFC fighter for three years yet

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“please stop annoying me”

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said howdy in real life for the first time today

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In 2024 I’m going to “fly in, ride home” my next bike - 1990-96 Harley FXR.

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I shoulda known my girl had a problem when she referred to her credit card as “her” and “she” 😫

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I got my girl some doc martens and now she’s taller than and making all the rules. this morning I caught her trying on my pants too 😭

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raffle tickets for motorcycles are my weakness

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@karelliene try being your side kick 😫

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My favorite pastime is matching my girl’s energy

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My gf told me this long story about how a new employee at a store she visits every morning charged more for her exact daily order. We talked solutions, reasons why the employee did this, etc.

After talking for a full hour I decided to ask how much extra she charged…. 4 cents

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Man I got a gf and found out I have a zodiac sign ?

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morning routine for success:

- get sun light immediately upon waking
- bare feet in the grass
- touch a tree (any species is fine but you shouldn’t be able to wrap your whole hand around it)
- sing national anthem (varies depending on where you are from)

*no phones

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my gf doesn’t believe me that I sing the national anthem once a day in private

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#NewProfilePic huuuuge cat guy

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#NewProfilePic

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@CodySoto life comes at you fast, man 😂

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#NewProfilePic

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I came to ACL and forgot to pack shoe laces ):