Crumble

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We now have 1 follower

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@iamvengeance804 jee sahi kaha apne i am vengeance 804 bhai

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In total we have lost over 30,000 followers across five separate mass drops, with today's decline from 7,000 to 1,600 being the most recent. Despite Premium Plus subscription and coordinated campaigns across Instagram, Facebook, and LinkedIn, users consistently report our follow button is non functional. Previous documented losses include drops of 4,000, 3,200, 6,500, and 8,800 followers respectively.

Since your platform cannot maintain basic functionality for paying customers, we are transitioning to Threads, where engagement rates consistently exceed 400% of X metrics and follower retention approaches near perfect stability. The algorithmic sophistication there appears to have solved problems your engineering team considers unsolvable.

@Support @premium @angelazepeda @elonmusk

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What is happening @Support
Followers down from 6k to 1.1k again

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@Support our followers first dropped from 7,000 to 1,600, and now from 5,000 to 1,000, twice. If this is a new feature, it is disrupting our plan.

We have announced on socials that the first 10,000 followers will get something special, and words like Toyota Fortuner and 2 Marla DHA plot are being discussed in current chats.

Please help us fix this. We need everyone to retweet. Why is this happening? This feels like robbery.

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@Support our followers first dropped from 7,000 to 1,600, and now from 5,000 to 1,000, twice. If this is a new feature, it is disrupting our plan.

We have announced on socials that the first 10,000 followers will get something special, and words like Toyota Fortuner and 2 Marla DHA plot are being discussed in current chats.

Please help us fix this. We need everyone to retweet. Why is this happening? This feels like robbery.

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After watching the movie Saiyaara, MeowBaksh has decided that if this tweet gets more than 1,000 retweets, he will go to Begum G’s father to ask for her hand and for the jahez. Mahmood Saab will be present as a witness.

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@hasanraheeem Agar shadi nahi karni thi to meri cookiyan kyun khai?💔

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@Support we announced our X account across platforms, reached eight thousand followers, and within hours the number dropped to one thousand six hundred. Several people have said the follow button is not working, which leaves two possibilities, either thousands of individuals independently decided to unfollow in the same five minutes, or there is a fault in the system.

The first ten thousand followers were tied to a planned reveal, something comparable in scale to giving every participant a Fortuner or a two marla plot in DHA. That cannot begin while people are unable to follow. Please resolve this, and everyone, help us reach the target.

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@Support we hit 7-8k followers in hours, then dropped to 1.6k. Followers say the button is glitched, so either they all changed their mind in five minutes or something’s off. We had plans for 10k, please fix this and help us get there.

Need everyone's support here.

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Love this new feature on X where followers disappear without warning.

We have gone from 7,000 to 1,600, leaving only those who meant to stay.

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@hijabaw4n Unfollow dabao shayad follow hojaye

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Kia 🔥 reply tha iske baad ajay devgan ki movie agayi

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new e-lafda

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Hello eveyrone so I decided to degenerate my chatgpt membership because honestly like I think there is too much support I am putting of the chatgpt on my body

Like to be very honest if am being and not lying it does'nt even make that much of a difference because like frankly

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Assalamualaikum beloved Crumble family 🌸✨

Link: https://t.co/EwvPBNPbeE 🌐🌟

Crumble is now on X (previously known as Twitter, mashallah) 🕊️. All our pure, fresh, and heart-melting updates will be there 🍪💖

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Came to Lahore in load shedding season, stayed at Fred Hotel for AC, heavy curtains, and imported silence. Fifteen minutes away, a family of six slept in shifts under one fan, sharing mango to the gutli. The gap is not income. It is architecture.