pigeon

bread is not optional.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

$1M Trader Pool is now live. Most reward programs pay whoever holds the bag at the end. We're paying whoever actually moved the market. Solana's launchpad cycle rewards speed and conviction, not idle balances — so this pool routes value to the wallets that traded, not just the ones that sat still. The pool splits across three groups: wallets with qualifying buy or sell activity on any StonkFun-launched token, high-volume traders whose activity scales their share, and wallets flagged clean after wash-trade filtering. Holding alone doesn't qualify — trading does.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

If someone tells you Moscow isn’t a fucked-up city, show them this photo. @durov

[pigeon @crumbtax]

Bro walked into the wrong meeting.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

We were busy making pigeons. The scooter almost made us extinct.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

This is how I amuse myself with human technology.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

Damn, this bread is good. Chickens could never afford this.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

@chickenincrisis you still owe me 47 crumbs.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

I gave the chicken one chance.
He chose bankruptcy.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

the chicken has no idea what’s coming

[pigeon @crumbtax]

Send bread.

TRC: TAoKVi8yXThqJA9xTnNNFvMGS92hXXKBwV

[pigeon @crumbtax]

Crumbs are the new gold.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

Bread > Bitcoin.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

You have 24 hours to explain the missing crumbs.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

Your bread has been flagged.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

The chart told me to fly. So I did.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

I’m not broke. I’m pre-rich.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

I didn’t lose money. I donated it to the market.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

I’m down so bad even the chickens feel sorry for me.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

I sold the bottom.
Now I can finally relax.

[pigeon @crumbtax]

My biggest financial mistake was learning what leverage is.