Tony Lasagna

Comedian. Actor. Writer. DEFUND THE COMEDY POLICE Special Event coming soon!

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@DEADLINE I think it’s about time they learned how to be funny. Good for them. Hope the comedy camp kids teach them well.

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

Inspired by HBO MAX rebranding to MAX, I’ll know be known as BUILDING

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK was released 43 years ago today. One of Hollywood’s most popular films and most acclaimed sequels, the making of story is as huge as you’d expect.

A THREAD

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@DeDelohr @Kexta89 @drumsarelife @ReallyAmerican1 You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

#Propaganda

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@wickedstudios11 @Giantstomp One page, one dollar!

Endless fun.

Well, it ends - then you can play it again.

#cyberpunk people gonna love it.

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I’m blocking every blue check mark in my feed.

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@MichaelWarbur17 Also a Gillian’s Island episode.

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@bertkreischer As a comedian the part of Razzle Dazzle that I really admired was the use of the mic cord as raffle tix. Low key genius.

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@bradmeltzer Just kidding by the way. Big fan.

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@bradmeltzer Reported for porn.

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@ScottAdamsSays No.

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@ScottAdamsSays Here’s my free speech, Dilbert sucks anyway and if it never appears again the culture of America has lost nothing.

People need eggs though.

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@bertkreischer @SonyPictures @Legendary @MarkHamill @JimmyTatro I saw the first trailer.

Thank god for the re-shoots.

And @MarkHamill

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This is a good thing if you’re a Greyhawk fan. Check it out.

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@qi7p1rc Stop being a coward, Ricki, and come face justice.

If you’re such a legal genius impress us in court.

Your woman represented herself with unbelievable incompetence and it was HILARIOUS!

Looking forward to your courthouse comedy set.

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If my timeline fills up with Elon’s dog I’ll block that bitch too.

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@GreyKnight7777 @CthulhuPrez @GreenKnightMA @Wasntme72420548 @kidder_angie @OregonGovBrown Just for clarity: GreyKnight was wrong about everything regarding this conviction.

About literally EVERYTHING.

No dropped charges. No early release. No mitigation to lesser offense.

Jail, jail and more jail.

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We would love for @OregonGovBrown to drop the mask mandate.

By forcing US to enforce YOUR rule you have put us in danger, Kate.

We just want to sell cookies without threats of violence.

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@pattonoswalt

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Oh, have you heard? 46 months. And Amy must serve it all.

These are the perils of representing yourself after being a public dumbass.
https://t.co/W8KEzAjtgz

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@qi7p1rc @LaneCountyDA Sounds like you should have been in court with her.

Oh, wait… you SHOULD have been in court with her.

She’ll see you in 46 months if you can avoid your warrant that long.

You’re next, Ricki.

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