CthulhuForPrez

a creature naked, bestial; he/him

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@ABC7

[Anthony ∀ Angelini @LosAngelini]

@ABC7 Family is asking please not to send flowers.

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@JamesTheFourth What’s the top-right pic from, image search’s got nothing.

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@AwakenedOutlaw Clockwise from top right
1.Offensive how?
2.Mocking a restaurant that refused to cater gay weddings
3.Mocking Spaghettios
4.Mocking the Vatican’s rhetoric
5.Joke playing on ped and paed sounding alike
https://t.co/DjRXazDMg0 of several jokes based on old character limit, part 1

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

you can hem and haw and wring your hands and obstruct reality as much as you want but at the end of the day extrajudicial execution is not the response to someone making a scene in public, it just isn’t

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@highbrow_nobrow @MoscowTimes A week after they all move in, they’re all shot for constantly bitching about all the foreigners who don’t speak American.

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@TheOnion @PeterClines Reminds me of a line from “The Complete History of America (abridged)”
“From the moment I saw her, I wanted to make love to her in the worst way: standing up, in a hammock.”

[Fossil Daddy @Fossildaddy]

Mystery solved

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

don’t fuck with the people who feed you. solidarity with the farmworkers, always and forever!

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@MamaLovedMeBest @LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo Say the quiet part out loud, coward *dismissive farting noises

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@TrishtheDish_7 @lydiakiesling Clearly, the only possible way to end homelessness 🙄🙄🙄

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@MamaLovedMeBest @LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo …you don’t think it’s a bad word, then proceed to list a slew of reasons WHY it’s a bad word 🤡🤡🤡

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@MamaLovedMeBest @LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@WYW33_Official @tomruegger https://t.co/YSdhsLsohn

[Naf @y_naf]

Comic I've been working on. Read from left to right.
The View From The Laundry Room
[1/8]

[CthulhuForPrez @CthulhuPrez]

@EarnMayo It’s a fucking zebra, tough guy.