Jimmy Crumpets

[Adna @adna_softic]

one of the best moments of the night

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@Riley_Gaines_

[Vashti @mzcarolinablitz]

THE Carolinas.

[Center-Talarico Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇪🇺🗽 @AezzieUwU]

How it feels being a Democrat rn

[Acyn @Acyn]

OBAMA: Does anybody think—

Crowd Member: No!

OBAMA: That's the right answer, but let me ask my rhetorical question

[techbimbo @jameygannon]

Shane Gillis purposely engineered getting canceled talking about women’s gym clothes to promote his new season of tires HAHHAHAHAHA

what a fucking master

on SNL no less

[The Anglofuturist 🇬🇧🐿️ @Anglo_Futurist]

How all men feel getting that kind of text

[S A 🇺🇲 @ElGatoNoir]

@NewsZonex24 Nothing else to add.

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@_B1G_D4DDY @PrinxeDr @AnglicanJayCAN What’s your IQ?

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@MrLeMemeLeGreat @HaydenSmith92_ @PpollingNumbers

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@James802041208 @Fufuthefirst @Fleur_infinity What have you accomplished with your 86 IQ?

[elly ❄︎ @sirenswfc]

IM IN FUCKING TEARS ON MY LUNCH BREAK HELP MEEEE

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@GravityR57162 @Kalshi Chill. It’s on Netflix for a few hours then on YouTube at 9 est.

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@BrianSmith_12 @ChaotiX_MN @Wolvesmuse lol that’s why it tops the chart for places to live

[yung.eth @yungdoteth]

when the group chat finally link

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@RamelHS @america What percent of players make up this statistic?

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@colecionista320 @fisurangaa420 @kalipolis @altashanta Lmao nothing funnier than a bunch of Mexicans arguing about who’s more white.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Jimmy Crumpets @crumpets83488]

@Harriwxu3 You’re not paying me for how long it takes me to do it but for my skills