Ferdinand “The Rump™” Crump

Wolfpack ‘76 | DUI haver | IFC sleeper agent | Butt licker | ΚΑΨ president | 1x DMCA strike recipient

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@hazardpounder you should go to therapy upon hitting 20k posts

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@TruckLover1967 Been on Nigerian shark tank its peak

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@birdman_000 You suck donkey cock always having everyone else’s tip in your mouth

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@wardamnbilly Let’s see what’s under the stripes

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@TNTweeder @peteg69420 I quote this far too often and people just don’t get it, enjoy that Bloody Mary

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@hazardpounder God forbid a white boy enjoys his baby gravy

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@KinVonFartass Ain’t got no heart to steal

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I’ve got so many more in me #thelab

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@EdwardJRburns Suddenly you’re above the bag method?

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They made sexual assault sound way to cool

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The image of the seller in your head is correct #them

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If I tried I could probably blow up a Bdubs with my mind

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@Peter1098702 Lost to “Newish Jigger” one time and flipped lid

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@EdwardJRburns I’d have said the same thing

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Seeing far too much #beevslop as of late

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@peteg69420 Chudleys producing beevslop

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Burner names I totally came up with

Allison Burgers
Ladis Washerum
Emploice Muswashans
Max Imumoccupancyu One-hundred-and-twenty

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@wardamnbilly Fried chicken

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It may take a village, but I’ll take that down #would

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@daviedbali

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