library card truther

[library card truther @crumpledbottom]

Me: boy, this mole hill sure would make a great mountain

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

italians are so sick with it. what’s in the water over there

[КΧИG♠️ @KxngSpade]

I don't even jokingly call myself a loser anymore. Not when there are people AI'ing themselves into the front row at NBA games.

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Sure whatever

[hii @mag_pie28]

Wow never would have thought of that thank you

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

i do consider myself superior to people who find enjoyment in dumb shit like this

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

That love gonna need to be deaf too

[lady norman of house bates @theangelyuri]

every yt video is just this now

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Mayor Mamdani has just reached a $31 million settlement with NYC mega-landlords forcing them to repair apartments for tenants.

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[: @sn0oozey]

I’m going to be 40 posting Spotify links and most likely still unmarried

[a @stanyelyah]

i just dont understand how and why call her daddy is the biggest podcast in the world i'm so bored

[Pop Base @PopBase]

New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani says the Warner Bros. and Paramount merger should be stopped:

“This merger is bad for New Yorkers three times over. Thousands of jobs at risk here in the city. Streaming bills going up as competition disappears. And two of America’s most powerful media companies under one roof, deciding what you watch and what you hear.

Today, as Warner Bros. and Paramount shareholders vote, New York City is on record: this merger should be stopped.”

[: @sn0oozey]

I can’t wait to wake up again tomorrow as a low value female with a low vibrational lifestyle

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

We are spending at least $500 million a day to bomb Iran.

Imagine how many teachers we could hire, how many public housing units we could build, how many bridges and roads we could fix, if we spent that kind of money on improving life for working people?

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

There is zero reason you need to bring your golden doodle into Trader Joe’s

[soul khan @soulkhan]

oh fuck, im on the subway. damn i hate that i can just sit here and read or watch something. i really wish i was responsible for manually operating a more confined vehicle that is more likely to get me killed than this one

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

Justin Fox. Six hours under oath. Couldn't define DEI. Used ChatGPT to hunt for "homosexual" in grant descriptions but not "white." Canceled a Holocaust documentary. Axed a museum's HVAC grant because AI flagged "diverse audiences."

No legal authority to cancel any of it. Depositions confirm that too.

Pod Save America called it amateur hour and that's fair. But it undersells it a little. Amateur hour implies they tried. What the sworn record shows is something closer to reckless indifference toward $100 million in lawfully appropriated funds... and the people those grants were built to serve.