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I don’t wanna be around anymore.

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Physically i’m vaping in the handicap stall but mentally i’m way down yonder on the chattahoochee.

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Sometimes I’ll get a funny reel from one friend and then send it to my other friend and they think i’m really niche and funny. Is that ok??

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Why is it ok to have breakfast food for dinner, but it’s looked down upon to have a salsbury steak and mashed potatoes for breakfast?

Also shoutout tanka jabari in the ‘sal’sbury

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I will see you on Wednesday https://t.co/FfMLKYEROY. As a mike I will get down and dirty with that steak & cheese

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I make a killer deconstructed omelette

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holy shit the refs in the nuggets & timberwolves game are fat, stupid, and gay they suck

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if i’m going 10 over in a 35, and I can’t see your front bumper behind me you are getting break checked

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why is no one waving back at me when i’m out running!! People need to lighten up, just because i’m naked outside does not mean you can’t wave back to me!

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Kansas playing basketball today

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They should just eliminate St. John’s and Kansas. It’s like watching blind children try to build legos for the first time

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Okay I’m a Razorback fan. This fanbase is awesome

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Mr.Mike, a special thanks comes from this catholic boy. I can tell you definitely had your way with this tuna sub. It was astronomical

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why is Kevin Hart coaching Kennesaw State

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@snailtrail5555 it was caleb

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my friend just said how is ole miss rank #15 get a load off him

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I LOVE MARCH MADNESS

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Dicky V commentating is peak

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if Miami OH looses this game, top comment gets to pick my username

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this thing can definitely see my penis!
#nomorepisscams

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no way i’m trying to bench at the gym and a chud in all black leggings starts grabbing his ass and doing squats in front me

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Yes I have a cut water with lunch everyday that’s why i’m so nourished and energized