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Your Estranged Uncle

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The Wicker Man except I’m playing the fool by court jestering for bisexuals on Hinge

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Getting unfollowed and woke scolded in my comments for one of my least egregious posts this week.

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Why are all of the moderately affordable cities so fake and gay? Like wtf am I gonna do in Austin, Texas

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@lonelyfag15 Definitely not a beach, but I would prefer this to sitting in the sand ngl

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@sadreturns This reminds me of when I used to carry a portable cd player everywhere in high school and everyone used to flame me for it

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Where should I move after I graduate? I can’t deal with another PNW winter

[Lobe @disintti]

@crunktexting Either your an edgy 13 year old or you are a jobless bum who turns into an incel on twitter to cope

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@disintti This is what sent you over the edge?

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I miss her. I don’t even remember what I did to get blocked.

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@lazerbian Yeah, I start wondering if I should fake my own death.

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I can’t have a girlfriend because I start feeling like I’m shackled by the ankles when she wants to call before bed.

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Spamming the peloton on low resistance because I’m a fat chud

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What has to happen in a woman’s life to make her like this?

[Iris @blondbutch]

oh that’s not…

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Explaining molestation to an American:

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@sadreturns I brought Trailer Park Boys up to some Canadians I met in Japan and they looked at me like I had two heads. They’re a lost cause atp

[Jay 🧛🏾‍♀️🪲 ☭ @necronightfall]

@crunktexting Why are you the queer Elliot Rodger

[Embracing Love (BasedAndGreat) @VasismenosMegas]

I am not homosexual

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@14rkav Can I know why

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What do you guys actually think about gay son vs. thot daughter? Personally, I’m torn.

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@bledtilicried