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i am so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose • angel • they/them • 🔞 • 💙💝

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@Zerglinator not sure about ostriches being less dangerous than woodpeckers but I'll allow it

[marriage.txt reborn @marriagetxt]

may i buy your cattle

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@gothkuriboh hawks: ah yes, the face of a trustworthy man

[Headline Smasher @HeadlineSmasher]

19 Freshly Harvested Dank Memes for the Hopeless

[高野🍅🌊𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 @Takano_DDKR]

Im not sorry

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over 90% of my hair now goes up in a high ponytail, so i'm hoping by the one year mark since my last haircut (next month) i can finally put it all up

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@Battle_goats sends you an ice pack, a heating pad, a cup of tea, and whatever else you need

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@Zerglinator the year 2077 was a nice touch

[Zerg of the Azure @Zerglinator]

The year is 2077. The media controls the people, the government controls the media, and megacorporations control the government. The line between man and machine becomes more blurry with every passing day.

And you are a horrible goose.

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effervescent

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anyway, goose game time

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"can i help you?"

"no"