Cait 🎀

Just a millennial, out here ruining stuff.

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

*former president

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

i got my COVID test results back today and i am proud to say i still have nothing in common with our president

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

my parents have small dogs so when it snows a lot my dad will clear a little dog track path for them to run around and that’s just so 🥺🥺🥺

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

7 years ago I had the most romantic Valentine’s Day with a guy I had been dating at that point for 4 years. We had secretly broken up a week prior and he still did all that for me. Downhill ever since 😅

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

it’s me. i am the pickle friend

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

i was complaining about rain because it’s 50° and i want to be outside. then i saw its 5° in my hometown. i’m done complaining 😂

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

okkkk v cute 🥺

[tofu @kewpieboobie]

make an outfit lovecore edition !! quote with urs

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

@NuthnButAGThing i watched this last night and i gotta tell you as someone who just went through a horrible breakup it is emotionally destructive 😭

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

if you are jaded+heartbroken, don’t watch Malcolm & Marie. unless you want to resurface your repressed emotions, then definitely watch it

[cal jo @iamcarlyjo1]

don’t ignore the signs

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

i beat Super Mario Odyssey in 3 days...... now what 😂

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

you search for “Spotify Web Plater” ONE time and google never lets you forget it. sheeshhhh

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

being a guy dating a bi girl means she somehow picked you over WOMEN, which is the highest compliment of all time

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

everyday i make a cup of coffee and everyday i forget about it. everyday i drink microwaved coffee. i’m not thriving, i’m merely surviving

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

gotta stay humble 🙏🏻

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

every week we’re like ‘anyone else really hitting a wall this week’

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

why is Spotify attacking me on a Friday afternoon 🤔

[MY NAME IS NOT JOE ‼️🙏 @ian_apayi]

I may only have around 50 followers but this needs to be spread. This is from the instagram story of a teacher from Quince Orchard High School in Maryland Named Summer Pagliante. She is racist and was caught at the capital building. Pls Spread this and hold her accountable.

[Cait 🎀 @crushmeow]

went to the DMV expecting to pay $150 and only had to pay $20. today is gonna be a good day i can feel it