Chris Russsell

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[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

The world needs a @FIROfficial and @suecothechild masterpiece.

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

Today’s decision is if I want new riding boots or cowboy boots…..

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

When XXL shirts get tight! 😜😬💪🏼

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

Honda…. Please make 2 strokes again! I really want one. 😂

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

There is so many people going to Planet Fitness lately so they put in all new strength equipment. Not only does it feel completely unnatural but there is also less equipment. So if you love wasting an hour of your day… you better get to your local PF and sign up.

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

@SpotifyUSA if I get The Weekend on my release radar one more time I’m canceling! Lmao anyone know how to stop getting music you hate even if you hide a song….. every single time?

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

Do y’all remember when Chipotle was good? Or was it always mediocre?

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

I’m a Sexton fan all day long but that was the most heartbreaking race I’ve ever watched. I really wanted to see Tomac win it all this year!

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

I’m a champion at hiding my vaping in places I’m not supposed to vape.

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

Before people want to homophobic, some of them need to remember I don’t delete messages! But go off sis!

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

My religion is black.

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

No, I’m no longer funny cause I miss they way you laugh…

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

You know it’s a great workout when your back itches and you can’t reach it. 🤘🏼

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

I want to plan a trip to Amsterdam and have nothing come up and have to cancel the entire trip.

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

Cooper Web is my least favorite person that has ever sat on a bike!

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

@FIROfficial has the best breakdowns!

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

I lost my faith many years ago. That shit is never coming back. Things change people. Go save yourself! ✌🏼

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Caffeine is a miracle.

Nearly 30 days stuck inside this dungeon and I've learned some truths about life.

Nearly 30 days without a single drop of caffeine and I can tell you that a caffeinated life is a better life.

Nothing GOOD has come from my lack of caffeine.

[Chris Russsell @cruss3592]

I had a dream last night that my mother was making fun of how small my shoulders have gotten… so if you need me I’ll be in the gym for the next 7 hours doing shoulders.