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Egg Drop Soup.

[I like to complain @crustsandscabs]

Mom, 87 years old: *Spooning mapo tofu on white bread*
Me: Dad, look. Mom is eating the first mapo tofu sandwich. She just invented it in the kitchen!
Mom: *deep side eye* This is NOT my first mapo tofu sandwich.
#mapotofu #hasian #octogenarian #leftovers

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Still feeling the Bern! 83 years of wisdom voting for Bernie Sanders! #Bernie2020 #BernieSanders

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Maple Walnut! I don't like that. All the ice cream under a big nut.

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"Please open this and stop making my life difficult." translation 'Please open this bag of ham and stop photographing my feet for your pun shopping list."

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Crabs consumed. Presents opened. Headed south from wrinklyville.

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"I had the worlds worst doughnut."

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big cheers to @united who's agents at BWI got my sister here, on time, despite flights canceled by weather. Holiday toast to you @united!

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@crustsandscabs #angryoldpeople

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Bernie: My 80 year old ma wants the world to know she has your back! Contribution made. Proudly wearing t-shirt. #Berniegate #wiseoldpeople

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Retirement community, no electricity, why is there so much beeping?

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Pipes!

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Ice cream truck!

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This is the vacation of my retirement.

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Possum wandering through the yard. So dainty.

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I didn't understand a word you said. Thank god.

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Maryland was a tasty state.

[Liv Buttonweezer @thelivernois]

#dadsfirstsourbeer @crustsandscabs

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Saluting Mrs. Katz, who introduced me to the egg cream in 1938. Patron of the egg cream.

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Squirrels have black magic.

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Canced flight too easy, @spiritairlines says no way to get to east coast today. Ppl ahead of me now missed wedding. RETURN my bag fee.#worst