Trent “Pledgemaster” Clayson

Reefer Enthusiasts & Avid Skier. Last pin pledge, 2 Time elected Pledge Master, Home Club is Royal Oaks (Grandpa Pays for it)

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SMU BADDIE Pony Up

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Woah grant that’s a lil graphic man cmon

[Grant Horvat @GrantHorvatGolf]

Can I Beat Bob if his hole is 5x bigger than mine? (Foot golf hole)

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You she can penalty kick me in the nuts

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When you only get Farm House back

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@NaturalLidge Love it power move

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Never forget Moms weekend of 2015. Sorry Harrison, Lori was just begging for it.

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Buddy is a clown

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Websters dictionary definition for “Running Downhill”

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

@CaptainCons AFTER I FUCK, EAT ASS, LICK CLIT. 15/15/30

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The good ole days!

-Hazing was allowed
-Coke was pure
-Girls were babes
-You could hit the qb in football

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Mix of the fall Pledges better get ready! #bowsandtoes #fitfo #layonyourface #thesehandsdonthaze

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Shit up! I don’t listen to no woman

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Gotta lock in for the season

[Quantex @Quantex0x]

Watch the most feared bettor in Vegas put $2 million at risk every Sunday - through people who use fake names so no bookmaker can trace a bet back to him.

An hour before kickoff, Billy Walters sits at a wall of phones and screens, running his book like a quant fund. He never places a bet himself. His partners sit inside the sports books under code names, jbird and Wolfman, and fire his orders the second he calls.

His analysts are mathematicians who have worked for him 30 years and never met each other. They model weather, injuries, line moves - everything. Only Walters sees the full board.

He isn't picking teams on a hunch. He's pricing games better than the bookmakers and betting when the math says the line is wrong. Any book that realizes he's behind a bet stops taking it. So he stays invisible.

30 years. Never a losing year. A gambler who runs on numbers, not luck.

[Trent “Pledgemaster” Clayson @Crusty_Tissues]

Fuck me Millie Bobby Brown

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This is ridiculous, all these parents are doing is setting their kids up to not only fail but fall extremely short in expectations. Little do these parents know, Juan Carlos from Dominica is also 7U right now throwing straight cheddar and hitting bombs like a grown man.

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@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

Can we get a shout out for my classmate Tripp. He unexpectedly passed away on vacation while in Chicago this week! He was an og classmate K-12 with me and the boys.

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@davegreenidge57 You’re a fucking fag

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Happy 4th!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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