cruyffoid

Wasian manlet Kantian aspie

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Oh wait I get it😂😂 Messi read niche book😭😂 (Hegel is a niche medias.)

[mono @mono_twt07]

Once a bisexual man starts to date other men exclusively that's when he has lost everything

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How it feels

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Naming a war "Euro-Russian War" is enough to tell me the intelligence level of OP

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Eddie Howe Porn Groyper

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I dont really care

[aria 🩰 (doe) @deardoeface]

its so hard being into short guys because instead of leaning into looking cute, prince-like, slightly feminine and youthful 70% of them try to over compensate by injecting roids and getting huge unappealing muscles and end up looking like designer micro bully dogs

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How it fvcking Feels .

[plague @siglidsreich]

we all have that one mutual that hasn’t posted since 2024 because he is in jail for being a pedophile

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I hate my fucking job

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@darnoldgooner i liked your eddie howe art thoug i find it endearing

[cruyffoid @cruyffoid]

globalisation is such an interesting thing to me because why is there a mongolian who draws arsenal yaoi

[lucas 🇲🇳 | LONDON IS ASS @niyralis]

aint even gotta put on watermark anymore im the only one drawing these ødegaard pairings

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@nikicaga

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@waitthisiscrazy

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I dont feel attracted to anything icel

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am i annotating correctly

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@ClonkyClonky at what cost

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Dad offered me an internship at the bank he works at but i vehemently refused