BB

she/her

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@WereInHellYT ultra. hope this helps.

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this is my first tweet in two years

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Sabrina Carpenter is kinda like the Tenacious D of female pop singers

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I am certain everybody at this bus station knows I’m stoned because I just carried my rollerboard up to the gate by its handle

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@UrsaMighty no, and also never

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To me a first date is only successful if he tells me his deepest darkest secrets

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I know that my Elf Bar dying at 3:30 am while I’m scrolling Instagram screenshotting memes is a sign from the universe that I should go to sleep, but unfortunately I do not care

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(Dorothy from Wizard of Oz voice) Do you really think so? You think a short term fun man could fall in love with a long term, open to short woman?

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Every girl friendship should be about 5-10% romance

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@cashwalford Aw thank you bb!!! You are the sweetest 💝

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I think most, if not all, of my problems would be solved if I stopped dating 26-year-olds

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me, reviewing a man’s Tinder profile in the Uber on my way to a first date: this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in first date, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

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Michael came over “to hang out” and it turns out he just wanted me to tell him about the Jonah Hill situation

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Ah I see. The price for a fleeting moment of joy was weed apparently making Harvey violent. This is almost as bad as the episode where they kept praising Elon Musk

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I’m watching Suits and it’s so funny how melodramatic they are about weed use, almost on the same level as heroin. Like why are they doing all these close-ups on Mike’s face and the pipe as he smokes while ~badass~ hard rock music plays, it is really not that serious

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Okay seeing Harvey high is an acceptable reward for my prior suffering

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Tbh it is fucked up how sexy they make Fire Lord Ozai

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@thecurriest and mean! and mean! and mean!