Ok so it's the Bachelor and all the contestants are hot regular human beings but the Bachelor is the Philly Phanatic. The Philly Phanatic is pansexual.
Everyone is dunking on this Twitter man but you look me in the eye and tell me he does not look like a butch bottom youโve seen sipping a lavender G&T at Mood Ring
@ryanstreit I went to a straight wedding where their first dance song was that acoustic song about holding a girlโs hair back when sheโs throwing up